Drifting on Arroyo

Episode 103 - Memorial Moments and Comedy Classics: Family Festivities, Chip Chats, and Parenting Puzzles

Rick, Lano, Miggy Season 3 Episode 103

What happens when a beloved comedy classic meets the everyday chaos of family life? Find out as we kick off this episode with a heartfelt tribute to our military personnel, reflecting on the true essence of Memorial Day. We then shift gears to a personal tale of attending a fair and celebrating my mom's birthday—our biggest fan, who's thankfully on the road to recovery. You'll get a chuckle from our humorous critique of Whole Foods' protein chips and our reminiscing about quirky chip flavors we've encountered over the years.

Ever wondered how Flaming Hot Cheetos can turn a quiet day into a whirlwind of hyperactive kids and unexpected stomach issues? Join us for a hilarious recount of sneaky snack habits and parenting moments that seem straight out of a cartoon. We also share the trials of dealing with broken laundry appliances and the joys (or lack thereof) of laundromats. Plus, we're making a commitment to more family-friendly content by reducing cursing in future episodes.

Nostalgia alert! We take you on a journey through some of our favorite comedy films, from the iconic "Ace Ventura" to the quirky humor of "Three Amigos" and "Spaceballs." We also touch on the evolution of comedy, reflecting on classics like "Caddyshack" and "The Hangover." Wrapping up, we dive into the complexities of parenting and discipline, sharing personal experiences and lessons learned to keep both family and workplace settings harmonious. Tune in for laughs, heartfelt moments, and a trip down memory lane.

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Mig:

welcome back to the Drifting on Arroyo podcast. This is Mig. This is Lano and RK67. Happy belated Memorial Day. Yes, and um Just uh Want to thank all military out there who previously served, who is serving right now, and especially those that uh Made the ultimate sacrifice for us, for our fallen soldiers.

Mig:

Yeah, this weekend, you know, it's not about barbecuing and getting drunk or anything, you know, it's about honoring their memories and thanks for the service. Guys and ladies you know, put your lives down for us, for all these freedoms that we pretty much take for granted for us, for all these freedoms that we pretty much take for granted, you know, and hearts and thoughts and prayers go out to those families. You know that lost, you know, and I know there's a lot out there that lost, you know, and it was a good weekend, so I know we're able to have weekends like that because of them.

Mig:

Just, everybody should celebrate for the right reasons, you know, not just because it's a reason to get drunk, hey Lalo what did you do?

Lano:

Um, what more are they this weekend? Yeah, Um, you know what? We actually went to the fair again on Friday. Okay, so last weekend, huh the last weekend and Laura's brothers was going and they invited us, but they're going in the evening. So then we went in the evening. But before that I just want to. Today, as we record, it's my mom's birthday.

Mig:

Yeah, so a special shout out Happy birthday to our number one, yeah OG. To my mom who just turned I yeah. So special shout out, happy birthday to our number one, yeah OG.

Lano:

To my mom who just turned. I'm not gonna say her age, but she's turned and she's been sick the past 10 days Our number one and only fan. She's been sick the past few days so we haven't. We've been kind of staying away and the kids have been staying away, but but she's Getting well soon. Getting better. And very happy birthday Day. One listener.

Mig:

Day one, day one OG. So Before you start, those protein chips are booty, son, no good.

Lano:

You know, Quick review. I didn't think they were that bad, but Lori didn't like them.

Mig:

On wild protein chips Straight caca. They should just be called Wild nalga chips.

Lano:

We were at Whole Foods and then I was looking at them and then some blonde girl Like all fitness blonde girl Was like Get them, they're really good.

Mig:

I just bought two bags Like you'll love them, and then my wife and you bought them, thinking that you were Going to be that fit. No, no.

Lano:

So then I was like, alright, let's just try it, because I was looking at it, because it's weird, because it has, like it says, dipped in.

Mig:

Chicken broth.

Lano:

Chicken broth and all this stuff. So it's a light chip but like. It's a protein chip, but it has like a lot of Like. It packs a big like.

Mig:

Punch to get a six-pack and 24-inch pythons. Huh Like De La Hoya, de La Hoya's fake dude. He's like PB Aldridge.

Lano:

He's got fake abs she didn't like him, so she gave it to us.

Mig:

Those things look stupid, dude.

Lano:

But I thought I didn't think they were that bad. I mean, I was munching on the chips. Nah they're caca.

Mig:

They're all yours, dude, straight, caca. Well, we're going to get them again.

Lano:

I'm kind of upset that you even brought them back here For the animals. Take them to the back for the animals.

Mig:

Yeah, I'm insulted, but anyways. And then it says new big bag, like we needed more of that bullshit. Just keep it to a small bag, we went to. A small bag that's 75% air.

Lano:

Yeah, I don't know what to say. I thought we tried something different. You guys ever go Like in the sometime the Lays they bring out like crazy flavors Lays yeah, I've seen them.

Mig:

Oh, you know, and like you have to vote lays, they bring out like crazy flavors, lays yeah, I've seen them.

Lano:

Oh, you know, and like you have to vote, like there'll be like three flavors and you guys, I've seen like a videos and stuff where like rob the world yeah, they're like crazy flavors like, like salmon or something. Yeah, yeah yeah, like, with, like weird, with the sauce and a dip.

Mig:

Last year we went Like a Thanksgiving dinner flavor.

Rick:

Like a steak. I think it was Lay's.

Mig:

We went camping. Shannon Shabby brought this, I think it was. Lay's this Hawaiian, I think, hawaiian red onion Flavor. These things are fucking delicious Hawaiian, I think.

Rick:

Hawaiian red onion flavor.

Mig:

Oh man, these things are fucking delicious. They were delicious, it was. I think it was like it was a. They didn't make that big of a bag though. It was like those medium-sized bags, Right, so we had to buy, like them, a good amount to have a good no, the ones are the ones are good that I found. I didn't find in mexico, but um, we would eat them when we go to mexico.

Mig:

Is um no ruffles the queso ruffles queso, and I know here it's's sour cream and cheddar, but these are way better Way better Ruffles have ridges. They got more flavor. They got a better punch. That's my favorite chip bag.

Lano:

They sell them here now? Oh, they didn't always sell them here? I don't think so, but those are the ones like, if I'm picking up, like'm picking up, like my deli, or whatever. That's the chip, I get the bag of chips, I get the.

Mig:

Red Bull Kessel. Yeah, those are pretty damn good Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar cheese.

Lano:

I think so it's cheddar, but it's just like Cheddar, but it's just Red Kessel, huh.

Mig:

It's like they're not really like Full on spicy, but they got like enough kick. They're good. They're really good.

Lano:

Did you guys ever see that With the six pack of balalitos? Oh yeah, that Flamin' Hot video or movie.

Mig:

I saw it. No, I never saw it. I saw it. It was Netflix right.

Lano:

Yeah Well, hulu it goes. Hulu, what'd you think of it?

Speaker 3:

It was pretty good.

Mig:

It was funny. I liked it. It was a true story.

Lano:

True story. True story, but then there's some controversy. The guy was a janitor.

Mig:

The guy was a janitor.

Lano:

Yeah, like custodian or something.

Mig:

So, but he sold his idea or they just sold it.

Lano:

Well, he worked his way In the movie.

Mig:

He worked his way up, he worked in the Frito-Lay Factory, and Was it they were having like A big company?

Lano:

meeting or something, was it? They were having like a big company meeting or something, I forget. Yeah, they were like Sales were down so they needed some. Yeah, they were talking like to everybody In the warehouse or everything.

Mig:

Uh, huh, if anybody had any ideas you know to bring them or present them.

Rick:

Yeah.

Mig:

And I think he Presented it. Anyone in the company and he was a janitor at the time yeah, oh shit. What was it? What was the exact hot Uh Thing that? Yeah, oh shit. What was the exact hot thing that he used? Or what was the hot? What he used was a salsa that his wife would make.

Mig:

Okay, and he tried to figure out how to get that flavor In a powdered form yeah, in a powdered form onto the Cheetos, the Cheetos. And then, once he figured that out and was able to crack that code, cause Flamin' Hot is pretty much like those hot Cheetos. Whatever I mean, it's all pretty much the same. I mean, I don't see a different Taste to it.

Lano:

No, it's all the same flavor, just a different texture. Chip, no, everything that's Flamin' Hot. Yeah.

Rick:

It's all the same flavor, right.

Mig:

I mean, I don't really care for it too much, I can only eat like a couple of them and that's it. The only thing that I like, that's kind of like hot, that style flaming hot or whatever is the takis. Yeah the takis are those ones that are like fries.

Lano:

They're real light and airy, but isn't it the Takis, or no? No, no, they're not Takis, they're like Cheetos. They're Chester's hot fries or something like that.

Mig:

And you know what that powder does taste different from that other shit, the Cheetos.

Lano:

I'll just have like a little bit because it tears up my stomach either way.

Mig:

Yeah, I know it does the damn heartburn, man the heartburn how many kids have you heard of that? Get sick after eating it, and there's even, like a couple of them, that have died because they eat so much of it.

Rick:

Oh, really yeah.

Lano:

Because Ellie eats it and then we tell her like no, no don't eat that much.

Mig:

Those stories are out there, that one. At that one time I was in Tahoe and, um, I think it was just me, thomas and his two kids, aiden and Annabelle, and Annabelle.

Rick:

I'm doing a blink.

Mig:

Primo, if you listen, If you listen to the show, if it gets out there to Dallas, abigail, abigail.

Rick:

There you go, abigail.

Mig:

Damn. I don't know why I had to end about.

Lano:

Feel free to text, I'll get you them out.

Mig:

Yeah Well, yeah, I think it was that trip, that it was just them two and His son Aiden. They wouldn't give him any, any of the the flaming hot stuff. And then, like he was funny because he was a little boy, he came up to me and he goes. He was like I was eating like something hot, cheetos or something, I don't know why I even had it, yeah. But he comes up to me he's like eating it with his hands in his pocket. He's like, can I his hands in his pocket? He's like, can I have one? And I'm like, yeah, I go. Yeah, buddy, I go here.

Mig:

And he was kind of surprised that I said, yeah, you know, because I guess everyone tells him no, because you, he gets it, take advantage. Yeah, so he gets it, he eats it, right. And then, hey bro, Relax. What's going on over there? Studio's falling apart. So and then, like he, thomas finds out that I gave him Flaming hot Cheetos. I think they're flaming hot Cheetos. Yeah, he's like Cause why you give him.

Mig:

Cheetos. I'm like dude, I go whatetos? Yeah, he's like cuz why you give him the Cheetos. I'm like dude, I go, what's the big deal? He's like I just gave him a few of them. He's like no, he goes, he eats the Flaming Hot Cheetos and then he goes crazy. He's like then I can't control him. I'm like what are you talking about? Oh shit, so it's something with the red dye that puts him real hyper and he's uncontrollable. Oh wow, I'll be like, oh shit.

Speaker 3:

I've never heard of that yeah.

Mig:

That's crazy. They don't allow him eating anything of that flaming hot because I guess he says it's something with the red dye that they use in that shit. Damn, that's crazy.

Speaker 3:

So it's like, bro, I didn't know, man, that boy's got the devil in him yeah.

Mig:

That was funny man. He got mad at me he was like I didn't get control of him, I was like oh man all right.

Lano:

Sorry, dude, there's something with like Allie. When she's just in her diaper she gets all like crazy, like cave caveman, like running around, screaming, like jumping around, like she'll just take her clothes off and it starts like running.

Mig:

She reminds me of what was the baby's name in Flintstones Pebbles, pebbles. There was two babies no, yeah, pebbles Pebbles and Bam Bam. Yeah, because how you guys tie up her hair sometimes, yeah, like straight up. That's her memory. That could be a good Halloween costume man Pebbles. One year I got a. I finally got a new dryer. Today, oh yeah, I haven't been able to wash in like damn two weeks. Man, it's getting close. It's getting close to flipping underwear man. Oh, no, I was getting close. I was getting close To flipping underwear man. I was Everything. You didn't bust a James Just to throw him away and go buy a new pack.

Lano:

Yeah.

Mig:

No, I was, I was getting close, but shit, the laundry piled up and I, that's what I was doing While I was waiting for them To bring the jackhammer. Yeah, but I got it, finally got it all squared in.

Rick:

Why don't you just go to the?

Mig:

laundromat Fuck that.

Lano:

Have you done that Laundromat? That's a hassle man, I've never gone to the laundromat.

Mig:

I've done the laundromat to wash our work jackets and stuff.

Lano:

Sweaters, something you're not going to use your machine for yeah.

Mig:

Why? Why don't you just wash it in the no I?

Lano:

mean you want to use another machine?

Mig:

Because I remember when, manuel, oh, the oil Would wash your uniforms, yeah the oil would stain the machine and stain everything else. Yeah, yeah. And then they got those big heavy-duty, industrial ones there.

Lano:

Yeah, the only good thing is, if you use up like five machines at the same time, like you could just do one load. Yeah, like one load. I throw them all in one machine, yeah, so take it to the laundry mess that way you fuck everybody else's clothes up.

Mig:

Yeah, basically yeah, but not everybody uses those big industrial ones. Everybody uses all the other smaller ones.

Rick:

Whatever?

Mig:

Hey, I want to just say real quick, a little off topic, I'm going to try, I'm going to try To stop cussing man. I want to stop Trying to cuss.

Lano:

I keep putting 18 and over On the YouTube videos. Because of kids Do I cuss a lot?

Mig:

Yeah, have you heard I do huh. Yeah, you have no control, your slang.

Lano:

Alright, I mean this, I'm going to Give it. Yeah, I do. Huh, yeah, mm-hmm. You have no control, your slang, all right. I mean this I'm a Give it up for Lint or something.

Mig:

Start slowly. I've done that before, no.

Lano:

Did it work? Did you do it?

Mig:

I mean the words slip out, but at least I'm kind of catching myself. If you're at work, are you?

Lano:

on. You're always thinking about it. What do you mean thinking about it? When you're out in public at work, if you're going for a bid or something like that when you're a customer.

Mig:

Oh no no, no, no, I'm not talking. I'm not dropping F-bombs or anything On the site, On the work site. No, it's different with the guys. There's always time and place. Man, Okay, well, just right now I just want to say fuck Robert De Niro. Yeah, what happened If you?

Lano:

know, you know Big time. If you know, you know. I just want to say that real quick. Yep, I got to figure it out, then I'll look it up.

Mig:

FTP, yeah, ftp to Robert De Niro. You know, you know.

Rick:

So, um, I didn't need to get that out of my chest.

Mig:

Just need to get out there Now. You got to look that up. It's a political thing, so Something to say today. Okay, okay, I didn't even want to say it.

Lano:

Just look up today's news.

Rick:

I didn't want to say political thing, so going back to the fair, because you asked what did I do?

Lano:

So I did try that funnel cake chicken sandwich, so it's a funnel cake as a bread, both the top and the bottom and then a chicken sandwich in the middle.

Mig:

So it's almost like a chicken and waffle, like chicken and waffle, yeah.

Lano:

So it was good. I mean, the piece of chicken was really good. It was like sticky the funnel cake Trying to eat it, so that bothered me. It was just sticky, but the flavor was good and of chicken was really good. It was just like sticky the funnel cake Trying to eat it, so that bothered me. It was just sticky, but the flavor was good and the chicken was good. And we're like, oh wow, this is pretty good. But that was this year's crazy fair food. What was it? Chicken Charlie's? Yeah, chicken Charlie's. That's just the vendor. He goes to all the fairs, right, he goes to all of them. He comes up with all the stuff.

Mig:

Yeah, he goes to all of them and he has booths at all of them, but he's the one that, like every year, he's trying to come up with something new. Like the right Oreos, fried Oreos and all that stuff LA County's Well, I'm sorry you went to the last one.

Lano:

I went Friday and I Either Monday or yesterday or Sunday.

Mig:

Now the Orange County is starting up. Orange County is next up. Oh, is it.

Lano:

Yeah, oh, I have to go there. That's a nice one. It's always a cooler one.

Mig:

Orange County is cool because it's not smaller than everything Smaller. It's a little smaller. Yeah, it's way smaller.

Lano:

The fairgrounds are smaller. Yeah, the Casa Mesa fairgrounds, or whatever.

Mig:

Oh, I guess. Yeah, I guess I mean the only thing is parking is a little bit harder, a little more difficult. You know up there the fairgrounds, you know they got a massive parking lot up there, you know. But down in Orange County it's like kind of smaller. So especially if you want to go at night, you know it's going to be kind of hard. Man, I don't even know how many times I've been there Probably Alley County Fair, I've probably only been, maybe like three times.

Lano:

I thought you would take Vanessa. Yeah, I mean we've got all kinds of traffic. She's in that's Riverside County where she lives.

Mig:

San Bernardino. San Bernardino.

Lano:

So there's a San Bernardino fair right. Where's that at? At the Orange Show.

Mig:

It's probably at the Orange Show.

Lano:

What's the Orange Show?

Mig:

Yeah, it's kind of like that, Like the Fairplex Kind of yeah. You don't know when that is. They had a fair not so long ago. But it wasn't a lot. It's not like a month-long fair, though, like LA and Orange.

Lano:

Well, LA is just like two weeks. It's like real fast.

Mig:

LA County Fair. It's all month long.

Lano:

It's all month long.

Mig:

Julio crazy. Get your facts straight, dude.

Lano:

Also, have you guys ever heard because this is a first for me have you ever heard of a silent disco?

Mig:

Yes, silent disco yes, I've heard of it. I don't know exactly what it is.

Lano:

So they had one at the fair. It's all like go over here the silent disco is happening, so we're like going. So there's like three DJ sets up Everybody's dancing, but they have headphones on, so you go to a booth, pick up your headphones.

Lano:

I think I did see something like that on the news. You pick up your headphones and then there's three DJs playing. There's a green DJ, a blue DJ and a red DJ. So you put your headphones and you change the colors in your head, like green or blue, like the lights change, and then you're listening to that DJ DJ's live.

Lano:

The DJ's live playing mixing. One was doing American, one was doing Spanish and one was doing hip-hop. So the headphones Bluetooth. Yeah, the headphones are all connected like Bluetooth. You're just wearing it and then people are just dancing around like yelling, like screaming.

Mig:

But you don't hear no music unless you have the headphones on. How many damn headphones are there?

Lano:

I mean, we went up to the booth and they're like hold on, people are coming back because people turn them in and then they wipe them, them down and give them to you. Yeah, um, it was about like I want to say like 60 people, 80 people listening, people just dancing, and we're at night. So it's like you know, a lot of the teenage girls and and guys couples were all like you know, they're dancing and all that stuff. But this is, I have never heard of it. It kind of seemed like a cool idea, like to throw it like at your house I guess, like a silent party.

Mig:

Like you, only hear the music if you live in a neighborhood that is Filled with Karens yeah, filled with Karens that report you right away, but it's funny because people are all dancing and you can't see what's on.

Lano:

And then they put it on. But if you do that, try it out. If they have it in Costa Mesa or the next one, Try it out. But I had never heard of it. But they're really pumping it.

Mig:

Yeah, I've heard of Silent Disco. Yeah, I think I saw that on the news a while back, Like maybe a year, couple years back.

Lano:

It was kind of fun because Allie was like what's going on? And we put the headphones on and she started smiling and listening like oh, and now I hear it and you know when we were talking about?

Mig:

oh, we were talking about watching the 80s movies. Yeah, just watching the 80s movies. Yeah, just in general in movies. What are your guys top three comedies, comedy movies top three comedies top three all time comedy.

Lano:

You put me on the spot. I gotta think about that. That's three comedies tough comedy um like what's?

Mig:

what's the first movie that went into your head?

Lano:

This is not 80s, but Blazing Saddles always cracks me up. That's like 70s, don't know Blazing Saddles, it could have been the early 80s, early 80s, but you can't get away with those jokes anymore. No, I mean whatever. It doesn't matter, just whatever, whatever, yeah.

Speaker 3:

You can't get away with those jokes.

Mig:

Whatever?

Lano:

just said Like what movie Pops into?

Mig:

your head Um, it should be Popping up right away Like Naked Gun.

Lano:

Hot Shots. Nothing yeah so.

Mig:

Yeah, so I don't know. Okay, look my top, my top three.

Lano:

My top three.

Mig:

It's cause. The thing is, I keep thinking funny and I keep thinking Like and I keep thinking movies with Eddie Murphy. I'm thinking Beverly Hills.

Lano:

Cop, I'm thinking stuff like that, but those are kind of action.

Mig:

Yeah, but that's still comedy. Yeah, but comedy, Okay. So I'm going to say, like mine, I would say, because I thought about this the other day, I would say my first one is Ace Ventura.

Lano:

Oh, ace Ventura, Ace Vent, other day. I would say, my first one is ace ventura no, it's been turned solid.

Mig:

And then london, would you say, naked gun naked gun um the first one, yeah yeah, the first one, and then oh and then I'm gonna get you sucker, I'm gonna get you.

Lano:

You know what I'll put up there because I used to watch it when I was a kid, like airplane, yeah, airplane, that one we just recently saw that at vanessa's because, uh, shane wanted to see it, he hadn't seen it.

Rick:

No, he didn't see it.

Mig:

So yeah, it was, it was funny. Surely he can't be serious.

Lano:

Yeah, I am serious and don't call me surely but yeah, that classic.

Mig:

So I was like thinking like man, I was like, and those like, right away, ace Ventura popped into my head, yeah. And then, because those are the movies I saw a lot of Right Naked Gun, we saw a lot of yeah, and I'm Going to Get you Suckers, like always, like.

Lano:

I mean Hot Shots. Let me get one rib.

Mig:

Hot Shots is definitely up there.

Lano:

Wait, what'd you say? Let me get one more rib. You don't remember that how much I'm gonna get you a sucker.

Mig:

How much for one?

Rick:

rib. It's like Chris Rock's.

Mig:

First appearance.

Lano:

Let me get one rib In a movie, cause Me. Ricky and G Were at a. What was that Red Lobster? What was it? What's the baby back ribs? What's the chilies? Remember, rick, we're eating it was there was be back ribs. Was the chilies remember?

Rick:

rick, we're eating.

Lano:

It was uh there was a homeless guy coming up, yeah, and he asked you he's like let me have one more rib, one more rib, just one.

Speaker 3:

And g gave him a rib yeah, so every time he walked up to her table and it kicked him out after that.

Mig:

I think it was a chili's, uh, yeah.

Lano:

So every time you guys will say that line, I was, I would think of that time and happen.

Speaker 3:

I wasn't thinking of the movie no so every time you guys would say that line, I would think of that time and happen.

Mig:

I wasn't thinking of the movie, no, because Chris Rock, dude, I thought you were going to say you guys were singing the song I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Lano:

Oh yeah, that was it. We're kind of she's homeless guy.

Mig:

Let me have one rib. He gives them ribs.

Lano:

Let me have one more rib, one more rib.

Mig:

They came over right away. They came up. I don't know if they would count as a comedy movie or not, but any of the Three Stooges shorts.

Speaker 3:

Three.

Mig:

Stooges shorts, but that was more like a show.

Lano:

I'm sure they had a movie like Did you guys ever watch the remake? Those will qualify under a show. I'm sure they had like a movie like Did you guys ever watch the remake?

Mig:

Those will qualify under a show. You know, actually Digging Deep and Into the Obscure Strange Brew. Oh, you see, there you go Strange Brew, Strange.

Lano:

Brew Love Strange Brew dude.

Mig:

I mean, would that be?

Lano:

in the top.

Mig:

That's your top three. Yeah, we would. We watched that damn all the damn time.

Lano:

I mean dude, we watched that so much man and it's like I don't know.

Mig:

Would Back to the Future be considered a comedy? No, that's another one, dude.

Rick:

Remember we watched that movie.

Lano:

Yeah, it's funny.

Mig:

We watched the movie so much that we busted the tape watched that movie?

Rick:

yeah, it's funny, but I watched it.

Lano:

We watched the movie so much that we busted the tape. Yeah, the vcr, we busted the v. What about? Um?

Mig:

we watched ching chong yeah, it was a comedy, you know. It's funny though, because I never saw those as a kid, never saw a lot of kid I always thought I never knew what movie I was watching, until like it could even be the Caddyshacks it could be, Uncle Buck. You see, I don't know why none of that's coming to my head.

Lano:

Caddyshack yeah.

Mig:

Yeah, there's so many. But I mean, I mean, if you think Because then you go more and more modern, you got your hangovers.

Lano:

What about Stripes or something that you got your hangovers? And what about Stripes or something that was that one with Bill Murray and Eckroyd?

Mig:

It was.

Lano:

Stripes was okay.

Mig:

I wouldn't really that Patrick Ben David podcast. That's why they were talking about it. They had that dude. What's that guy from the Fire? And the Kid that they podcast that you like a lot? The Fire and the Kid, noton shaw. The other dude, um, I forgot his name. He's also. He's the one that came out in um in hangover. He's the one, the, the armenian guy that the oh yeah, yeah, brian callahan, brian callan oh, I don't know oh, you know what I wanted to tell you.

Mig:

Well, he was saying so, like he was saying like oh no, it was the other guy that was saying Spaceballs.

Lano:

Spaceballs. See, those are all like Not people. I mean I like it but not everybody's into that. Corky like Over the top comedy, like Spaceballs and stuff.

Mig:

Well, I mean. That's why I mean your favorite Comedy.

Lano:

I mean that. That's why I'm in your favorite comedy. I mean, that's not comedy, yeah, yeah, but top three.

Mig:

I mean, yeah, three Amigos. Three Amigos is really funny Three.

Lano:

Amigos Watch that a lot, so my wife was asking me because when we got nothing to do, I always tell her, like let's put an old movie on something, like let's recommend something, yeah, so we were going to watch, because she's never seen the Big Lebowski, that's another one.

Mig:

So we're going to watch that. We were watching that one too.

Lano:

It was too long.

Mig:

I mean, this was like Sunday night, because Shane hadn't seen that one either, but you know the character of the guy with the purple, the bowling ball guy, the.

Speaker 3:

Jesus, yeah, jesus.

Lano:

You know, he did a spinoff a movie, yeah, oh oh, I didn't know it wasn't good, okay, cause when I clicked on it, that other picture popped up and I was like oh, they did a spin off, don't bother with it, alright. Alright, that's good to know. Yeah, I watched it.

Mig:

It wasn't. That's good to know. And then there were so many Talks about doing it would be Lebowski's kid. I'm glad they never did it yeah, just leave it alone.

Lano:

But you know what movie we ended up watching? I've been looking for this movie for like forever and it popped up on Hulu. Blood In, blood Out, blood.

Mig:

In Blood Out. That's not a comedy.

Lano:

It's not a comedy, but it was a movie me and my wife watched, three hours long. And we want to get into like cholo movies did she, did she, did she strong army afterwards and tell you to give up that chon chon. Well, she, she ends up liking the movie because it's it's monday afternoon. I'm like I'm gonna put this on and like, if you like it, we'll keep watching it. If you don't, then like, we'll just stop it do you get a, do you get?

Mig:

do you guys do it like a five ten minute rule give them.

Lano:

Yeah, machines for how many minutes? Because she doesn't like my recommendation, she'll um like 15 minutes?

Mig:

yeah, but this is the same way. She don't like none of my recommendations 15 so we put this on.

Lano:

She didn't say nothing and I was like we're already like an hour in and I was like you like it. She's like, oh, it's very interesting, and then like she's recognizing like the neighborhood and all this other stuff. So we saw an hour and a half of it and then we had to go and then we came back and saw the rest of it but surprisingly, the Hulu. It's a good version, it's a good quality, it's the best I've ever seen it looking.

Mig:

Oh yeah.

Lano:

It didn't look old, it looked brand new, digitally.

Mig:

No, they probably remastered it.

Lano:

Remastered, it Remastered it.

Mig:

And then that part like give me the chon-chon, give me the chon-chon, like she was laughing at that. You guys show her Boulevard Nights man.

Lano:

Boulevard. Nights it starts off good with the story and then it kind of just like starts skipping years and then it just finishes right away. Like yeah they're just like in the river talking and like I guess Miklo becomes the boss in prison and they're just talking and laughing His movies man are damn horrible.

Mig:

I mean, I showed you, yeah, yeah, those other movies that he makes, damn.

Lano:

He's trying to come back, bring back that fame. So that one surprisingly, she liked it. She's like that. Stand and Deliver, she's's liked that. Stand and Deliver, she's liked it.

Mig:

Stand and Deliver is good.

Lano:

Stand and Deliver is badass Stand and Deliver is really good.

Mig:

Yeah, yeah, but you should. You should show her Boulevard Nights.

Lano:

That's probably That'll be the next one. Boulevard Nights what?

Mig:

was the other movie Big Zoot Suit.

Lano:

Zoot Suit. No, not Zoot Suit, that's more serious.

Mig:

I think it's a musical, that movie we always watch and we always we would always say when we were kids like my head and my heart, my head and my heart.

Speaker 3:

What the hell is the?

Mig:

name of that stupid movie dude, the whole boy. The whole boy has to go through the line and get jumped into the gang and then he gets jumped out, then he gets jumped out, and then they play that song.

Speaker 3:

I don't know it was a stupid song.

Mig:

It was a stupid song that we would always sing, dude, my head and my heart, my head and my heart. What movie was that, dude? It was a Trouble movie too, right.

Rick:

It was a.

Mig:

Trouble movie. Yeah, it was during that whole era we always watched Boulevard. Nights, yeah, nights, yeah I always watched that one.

Lano:

It was funny man you know, for some reason, I thought I thought that one was blood in, blood out.

Mig:

No, man.

Speaker 3:

No, but yeah, dude, I don't remember what the name of that?

Mig:

movie was yeah, I don't know, I don't remember what movie that is we probably to go 80s Cholo movies.

Lano:

Olo.

Mig:

Chicano movies.

Lano:

Probably, I don't know, it wasn't the which is the girl, blood in, blood out, the one like Echo Park, mi Vida Loca, or something. What was it?

Mig:

La Green Eyes.

Lano:

I don't know.

Mig:

I think there was one. I think there was one movie called that La Green Eyes Not La Green Eyes, but Mi Vida Loca. Oh is what. A movie called that Lagrida, not?

Lano:

Lagrida, but Mi Vida Loca. Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, mi Vida Loca. I was looking for this. We couldn't find it.

Mig:

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that is it.

Lano:

Is that 93? 93? Yeah.

Mig:

Seems newer that shit's crazy, bro.

Lano:

Sama Hayek came out in it.

Mig:

Yeah, gata, where she at.

Lano:

She was Gata. It says right here oh shit, yeah, I mean, I don't know Whoa.

Mig:

Which one was she I?

Lano:

don't know what she was.

Mig:

That should be that one on top, man, she's the one that looks the best up there. Look up there. This one though. That one though. Yeah, it's gotta be her there. She's a me-who-rat.

Lano:

No, oh you whore rat, I don't know. Oh you whore rat.

Mig:

Yeah, top left.

Lano:

It doesn't look like her dude. I'm not sure.

Mig:

She looks like a crazy Vataloka. Eh yeah, maybe she was something else.

Lano:

Oh yeah, she was in there this one, so like in the flashback, yeah she was in a chola.

Mig:

Yeah, this one, she was the mom.

Lano:

All right, that's another one I got to look for this week. We got some phone calls. Let's do them.

Mig:

How many phone calls About four? Oh cool.

Lano:

Let's do them. You ready? Yeah, all right, hold cool.

Rick:

Let's do it.

Lano:

You ready? Yeah, hold on, let me see if this is.

Mig:

Before you play them. What's that hotline number? Oh yeah, what's the hotline number? The hotline number is hot, it's on fire. 3-2-3. 2-0-7. 0-0-1-2.

Lano:

It's late today. We're trying to do a quick show, but let's see.

Speaker 3:

All right, hello, hello. Is this Chips in the Royal? Is this Chips in the Royal? Is this Hotline? You guys still there? Hello, hello. Nah, you guys ain't saying no more.

Lano:

Now, this was Last Thursday. I don't know what took them so long To come back. 11am.

Mig:

So we had the graduations party right. Yeah, and then they had Trevor's Right, mark Mason pulled pork.

Lano:

Pretty good.

Mig:

Damn good, yeah, damn good he got. He got off like he always does, that damn trigger oh, I'm looking at this new smoker.

Lano:

I think I'm gonna get. Uh, what is it trigger? No, not a trigger. I forgot. I forgot what it's called.

Mig:

I got I gotta tell him to send you his food porn videos.

Lano:

But when I remember the name of it I'll let you guys know.

Mig:

Okay.

Lano:

I'm gonna start cooking with it.

Mig:

It's a little high tech too. I mean, are you gonna make something that we can taste?

Lano:

Yeah, I'll make something.

Mig:

I mean cause I'm still waiting to taste that pizza From that pizza.

Lano:

Well, if you come, before 9, maybe, maybe you'll be ready. You come 9 pm.

Mig:

All the time. I'm always here before 9,.

Lano:

Dude, I've never even gotten a whiff of it, dude, not even a sniff.

Speaker 3:

The second one Yo, the quote is hard times create strong men Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men and weak men create hard times. Good times create weak men and weak men create hard times. There you go. That's from Michael Hopps. I always tell my boys that man, because I think it's true man, so if you were to read it, break it down and understand. I'm just trying to say it's just trying to create strong leaders, yeah, moral people, you know and if you're not, then you're going to end up with hard times At the end because of weak men.

Speaker 3:

But it takes a good strong man to make, you know, weak kids. I mean strong men To make a strong kid. Anyways, guys, I'll talk to you later. Peace.

Mig:

Thank you, mark, for that.

Speaker 3:

You couldn't remember it.

Mig:

I couldn't remember it, I was trying to get the gist out of it, but it's exactly like he says. It's like us growing up we pretty much had a labor work and everything, so that built our character and everything. And we see our nieces and nep nephews. They're not going through that, you know. So that's already like weakening them in that aspect, you know. And if they have their kids, you know, and they're not gonna have them, you know that that's how it goes, like going from a strong man. You know where hard times create strong individuals. Theys they're workers. They're workers, but not the labor work.

Lano:

Yeah, not in the physical, physical labor sense.

Mig:

But that's what I'm saying. It's not that they're not hard workers.

Lano:

It's just that they.

Mig:

Do a different type of work. I guess what it was is that we were doing that Labor work when we were kids.

Lano:

Yeah, they were actually able to be kids.

Speaker 3:

Yeah they were actually able to be kids.

Mig:

You know, but that's the thing.

Speaker 3:

We had our time to be kids.

Mig:

It's like hard times create strong men, yeah, and then strong men create Good times and good times create weak men, you know.

Lano:

And then weak men create hard times, so it's like it's all a cycle yeah, a cycle.

Mig:

I thought I felt so bad this, this. I felt bad after where it was, at a. We had a party at the park a long time ago.

Mig:

Uh and and we were, you know, when the party was over and we're everyone was picking up tables and chairs or whatever. And then Albert and Danny, they were right there still playing with the cards, and I and I I think I I don't know if I had told him to to help pick up the stuff or whatever and they were still like, oh, there's just one more game. And I kind and I kind of I kind of got mad at them, like I went off with them on them. Yeah, like tying them. Like you guys ain't kids, no more. Like he goes, you guys gotta, you know, help your dad and and help pick up and all this stuff and whatever. You guys aren't little kids, no more. We're this and that. But man, after I chewed them out I felt so bad. It's like man, I don't know how it would be if I had kids. I remember yelling at them. I was like, oh man, it made me feel like shit. But then they got up. They got up and they started like when they did it right.

Mig:

Yeah, but they kind of got them off guard because I've never, I've never galloped them like seriously like that, you know, but I was like man. That's probably like it's kind of hard. It was easier for the older generation to get down on their kids or whatever. And now, as you're experiencing that and then you're trying not to do it so much to your younger nephews, nieces, kids, you see, but that it's like shit. That's what I kind of like we'll say, we'll talk crap about it, criticize it, but it's kind of hard because you don't have kids.

Mig:

Well, I mean but that's what I'm saying, you know, it's like that's why kids are the way they are now, because we didn't want them to go through what we went through, where we actually should kind of be putting them through that.

Rick:

Yeah, to toughen them up yeah.

Mig:

And get them ready.

Rick:

Yeah.

Mig:

You know, and that's kind of like where we're failing, so like if we were to have our kids and raising them. You know it's like would we have done that? You know just like, how far would we have gone, to what point would we have stopped?

Lano:

I think now you know.

Mig:

I like to think that we would have like know our limit and know that line you cross between abuse and discipline. You know, because you don't want to go to the abuse side, you just want to stay on the discipline side. I think that's why the young guys, and then even like even when I brought in Vic, the little Vic, and when I said to him I told Johnny because he wants to come, and then his friend Angel, and I've told every other young guy, I told Trevor too.

Mig:

I was like look, are you gonna work with me? I go where I work, I go. You have to be tough skin. I tell him I go, and if I get pissed at you I yell at you. Just know, just don't get butthurt. Take it like you have to learn from whatever the mistake is yeah and I tell him like I not going to put you to do something that's going to mess something really up, but if it's something that like, if, for whatever reason, I sometimes just like get pissed off or whatever, don't get butt hurt.

Mig:

Yeah, like if you said move that bucket, because it's going to fall right there where it's at, and then you're not doing it and you don't do it. It's like whatever, just take it like. Okay, don't take it like I'm directing this.

Lano:

Yeah.

Mig:

Pissed offness to you, just say, okay, I got to learn from this. So it's like now I kind of learned to do that. Well, I mean I think I've always done that shit. I mean I got it better because, like when Barney first started with me, yeah. And I'd get pissed. I would throw tools across the job site getting real pissed off. He knew once he started hearing me cuss he had a duck because I was going to throw something across the room.

Lano:

No, but Barney became a hard worker. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, it's not necessarily a bad thing? Yeah, I mean you, I mean it's not like Necessarily a bad thing. Yeah, I mean you're just like Setting the standards, Like what you expect, and then once they do it, they're not gonna do it.

Mig:

But I think it just comes with age. Like with age, it's like we learn to calm down and shit and not let the work Really like get to us that much, cause it's like even with us. It's like even with us working on some of these trucks it gets so frustrating and everything. It's like we don't even yell and cuss as much when we can't get something to work right or come out right or whatever. We just kind of sit there and just think about it, take a breath back away from it and then away from it, you know, and then just try to attack it again or from another angle or try to figure something out. You know, the point is people piss. You know, start scolding your kids when they F up. Yeah, they need it. And remember it's always better to be pissed off than pissed on. Yeah, yep.

Lano:

Another phone call. All right, let's see.

Speaker 3:

Hey yo, there's already software that's already out for the AI. Last year my son did a report on his English paper. He used AI to do the report. The teacher fed it through this program and busted my son. My son swore up and down he didn't use AI. I cornered him and started him with some needle nose pliers. Then he came out with it and said yeah, he did use AI. And that's the teacher Found out because of that software. I asked my son. I said how did you get caught this time? He said this time I was being lazy. I didn't go back and alter the paragraph to remove words that I don't normally use. He said so the trick is to use that GBP and then like, rearrange it kind of like, you know, take out some words that you would use or wouldn't use and kind of make it personalized, you know, so it's not completely AI. And then you sit like that you can debunk the system All right, later, yo.

Lano:

But that's just like when you copy. You would just do that kind of like oh, let me see your report and then kind of like, mix it up a little bit, so it sounds a little different.

Mig:

It's so damn crazy, man, how school is right now. Their ai is doing reports, and it's crazy that they even have already a software to but, look at, look at what bullshit that is dude crazy. Before in school they wouldn't even let us go in with uh, with a scientific calculator.

Lano:

Yeah, that already had like formulas in there.

Mig:

Yeah, because it was going to do the work for us. It didn't even matter, I didn't even know how to use this stupid thing.

Rick:

I didn't even know how to figure out how to use this damn thing.

Lano:

I know man these are so complicated, it didn't matter if I had it right there with me or not.

Mig:

We never me, or not? Hey, we never used it like it's full potential. Yeah, we just used it for the timetable. I had a really nice one too, man. Yeah, the texas instrument.

Lano:

Yeah, yeah but yeah, they had some screens or do some stuff, but like I never, we never knew how to that shit's funny because we were.

Mig:

We were just golfing, um this past weekend, uh, with raj shout out to the rasta face and um, oh, what were we talking about? We were talking about something and he was telling me how do you figure it out? It's all about the angles. You gotta figure this dimension out and that and figure out the length. He's like man, I don't have time to be figuring out all that geometry shit. I'm like what are you talking about? We both took Miss Daly together. We both took method analysis. It's like you should know this shit, method analysis.

Mig:

He was like you right, you right. Yeah, I forgot what we were talking about, though, but it was funny bringing that up.

Lano:

How'd you do what? The golf? Oh terrible. I know that that Terrible. What is it? Top Golf's open. Oh, is it already open?

Mig:

Yeah.

Lano:

My brother-in-law went. They went for the back.

Mig:

Every time I drive by, that place is packed. Yeah, it doesn't matter what time of day.

Lano:

My sister-in-law went during the week. She says Monday through Wednesday it's half price.

Mig:

Is it?

Lano:

busy. Yeah, I Is it busy. Yeah, I mean they went. I mean I don't know, she was on the bottom level. I don't know if they were trying to go to the top or what.

Mig:

You know what? Even the reservations are expensive. I don't think they make. They take reservations. The one over there in Ontario does, I think.

Rick:

They do.

Mig:

Yeah. Because, remember in Vegas I've tried to getness reservations. They're always first come, first serve. I don't know, maybe they do now, I don't know, or maybe it wasn't a reservation.

Lano:

It was probably the party To have a party A large group, yeah, a large group they probably have like that. I've never been there, but larger bins or spaces. Yeah, all right, then the last call, probably the last of the night.

Mig:

Let me guess, mark, no, no.

Rick:

Hey guys Watching your podcast and you got to be aware that now you're live on TV and you guys are staring at stuff we don't know what, but you keep on looking towards the ceiling. Whether it's Rick, we don't know what, but you keep on looking towards the ceiling, whether it's Rick, mick or Lano, and we, the audience, have no idea what you guys are looking at. You try to describe it, but we have no idea. It'd be nice if you could post something on the TV showing us what you're looking at. But just a suggestion.

Speaker 3:

And congratulations.

Rick:

This is a big thing. I might consider advertising on you guys.

Mig:

Alright take care Viva la raza Viva la raza hey, your pops got a good idea. You need a fourth camera.

Lano:

It costs more money, another camera just to show it on the TV. Well, how do you?

Mig:

Solicit that money, man? How would you do it? Like you know, on podcast they they show the screen on the bottom. You know how, joe rogan, they'll be talking about yeah, they show they're. They're looking at a screen but and then it'll pop up on the thing is that part of oh yeah, is that? Does that part of your editing thing?

Lano:

that's too. I mean it's more equipment we have to buy. I mean I'm sure we could do it. It's just like another feed. It's probably just recording off the computer.

Mig:

Is it easier just to get another camera? Yeah, and just edit that in. Yeah, because you could just minimize it and show the.

Lano:

Easier. I mean, I do have another camera for the fourth guest, but I guess we could put one on the screen, but just the screen that just has our I mean, but you think we should be looking Like directly at the camera or when we're talking, or Well, I don't, because I mean sometimes we look up at the screen, no, we look, when we look up. When we're looking at watching a video or looking at a phone call.

Mig:

That's why Mike was saying when you guys look up or you look at each other. We don't know what you guys are looking at. Yeah because, whatever subject we're talking about, we're talking about the soul.

Lano:

We could either be looking at the.

Mig:

TV screen or looking at the clock.

Lano:

We got to aim at that? I don't know.

Mig:

Well, I mean, I can't look at Lionel's face. He's always is the back of his chair. Well, that's what I'm saying. But then to be staring at the camera, it's kind of weird, because I'm just looking at myself.

Lano:

You know, what, lionel?

Mig:

Maybe you should put a mirror right there so I can see your stupid face. I mean Right there in front of you, like next to the camera.

Speaker 3:

Right there, right here.

Mig:

Another one camera right there, right here, another one like right, not not where your camera's showing, but if you have it right there look at where I'm pointing, right there, then I can see your face and you can see me but I just I listen to you.

Lano:

I don't need to look at you when I talk, I mean I'm just all right, but I mean, well, we're mean it's kind of rude that you have your back to me. We're working on On. If we, if we get a new spot, we'll have to design it From the ground up.

Mig:

The new spot, we'll get a round table, a round table.

Lano:

A round table and then figure out how to run the controls On the computer.

Mig:

Okay.

Lano:

I'm waiting for you To stack all the house and then do a room, a studio room. I'm gonna get who can meet there.

Mig:

I'm gonna get a two-story tub shed in the back two-story.

Lano:

They do two stories yeah, oh, that's nice. Yeah, it's pretty cool nice I haven't seen those like a big barn all right.

Mig:

Yeah, it's the shape of a barn, it it's not too big.

Lano:

What's going to go in there?

Mig:

I don't know. I'm going to try to make another room in the back, well, probably a guest room.

Lano:

We could do Studio East over there, another setup. I still got the old sound bar.

Mig:

It doesn't work because I mean you need to do all your producer stuff, all your board there, and I'm not going to buy that stuff. Yeah, we need another set of boards and yeah.

Lano:

I mean, I just got the mixer that the guy who was going to buy it fell through on the podcast and never made it. Oh yeah, you have that other one. I have the old one here, yeah.

Mig:

That's it.

Lano:

Well, it could happen, so um yeah, we got some new movies coming out, um, not reboots, but some. Um, now that it's blockbuster season, summer, some movies are coming out. So we're gonna try to see. If we can watch mad max, we'll try to watch some new movies.

Mig:

We'll cover old movies, classics that we've liked and everything. If you guys got any suggestions, let us know. Drop it on the Instagram, comment on the YouTube or call the hotline.

Lano:

Let us know what you want us to see, what you want us to review, what you want us to do, yeah, and then let us know If this whole YouTube thing is working or not. It's a lot of work.

Mig:

We say all that and then they're gonna give us suggestions that we're not gonna do it yeah, we'll do it well, we'll try.

Lano:

We'll try. We're trying new lighting today. See y'all like video reviews.

Mig:

I don't know, we gotta get on our shit. Keep drifting yo. Yeah, we'll get started peace.

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