Drifting on Arroyo
Drifting on Arroyo
Episode 102 - Behind the Scenes and Beyond the Screen: From YouTube Trials to Tech-Infused Bakery Treats and Philosophical Tech Debates
Have you ever wondered how the sausage is made—or rather, the podcast? Step into our world as Lano, RK67 pulls back the curtain on our YouTube escapades, revealing the highs, lows, and concrete woes of content creation. We're not above poking fun at ourselves for our non-viral status or the lack of hotline calls, but hey, we've got some snazzy merch and a porch that's now solid as a rock. And let's not forget the golden oldie days of cable TV, when Pay-per-view events were the height of communal entertainment; we're bringing that same camaraderie to our discussions, whether it's "House of Dragons" fervor or the love-hate relationship with our iPhones.
Strap in as we delve into the quirks of our digital lives, from the puzzling logic behind ReCaptcha to the creative conundrums posed by AI-generated content. The debate gets juicy when we chew over the ethical implications and the future of human expression in an algorithm-driven world. But it's not all serious business—we also share our foodie adventures to a bakery where tradition meets tech, proving that the perfect chile relleno breakfast torta does exist. And if you think you've had fast food disappointments or a soap bar that left you high and dry, wait until you hear our tales of product letdowns.
Our conversations wander like a barber's shears, from grooming mishaps to a shiny new dome that wasn't by design. We may not be wielding razors, but we're cutting through the noise with candid chats about the tools of our daily lives. Join us as we chart our journey from low-budget video rookies to aspiring YouTube celebrities, inviting you to be part of our evolution. We promise laughter, learnings, and a whole lot of drifting—as long as you don't mind a detour through the unexpected. So tune in, share the ride, and who knows, maybe you'll help us go viral after all.
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Welcome back to the Drifting on Arroyo podcast. This is Mig. This is Lano, RK67. So how was the YouTube experiment, Lano?
Lano:The experiment.
Mig:Well, the first runner on the video.
Rick:Well, it looks like the editing. I'm going to be a week behind on the editing but looking at the video, I think we need more lighting.
Lano:We're still adjusting the studio and the quality I was talking with Chewy, because I went over on Sunday to take the tables and chairs at the party and I told him hey, did you guys see the video? He's like, no, he goes. I listened to it, I go. Why didn't you see the video?
Lano:He's like eh, I was like, dude, I go just click it on and then click the video and give us the view and then turn it off. But then we started talking about it and I told him yeah, I go look at it. We started watching it and I told him yeah, I go. The sound quality of the Of the podcast doesn't match the video quality.
Mig:It looks low budget.
Lano:This camera, your camera, was looking like good, but Lano's looked real low budget, real like kind of gritty. It didn't look good.
Rick:Oh mind the the first episode my light went out, so um Episode 2, should I guess 101 should be better.
Mig:This is 102, now this is 102. So what you're trying to tell me is that we haven't gone viral yet and I can't go out and buy.
Rick:Lambo. Yet we need to sell more t-shirts for us so we can buy more lights.
Mig:And when I get pulled over by the cops, I can't say you know who I am. More t-shirts for us, so we can buy more lights. When I get pulled over by the cops, I can't say you know who I am, more t-shirts, you know who I am.
Rick:Go to the T-shirts drifting on the way. What is it T-Public? Buy some more t-shirts so we can buy some lights for the studio.
Mig:T-Publiccom and on the keyword search, put drifting on the royal and all the merch will come up Shirts, sweaters, yeah, magnets, stickers, mugs, that's an important Tip. I know this dude just assumes that everybody knows yeah.
Lano:They'll probably jump on the website. You know Not see anything and they'll be like oh, fuck this.
Mig:That's why I'm the buffer Between him and regular people, cause I'm an idiot, you know, and I want to know what to look for. And then what's the hotline? The hotline Hotline is 323-207-0012.
Rick:Surprisingly, still no calls. We haven't had any calls like in three weeks.
Lano:Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Mig:I guess that's kind of our fault, because we were gone for so long, so maybe people. They probably thought all right, these guys are done with the podcast yeah, but for even more reason you guys should have been calling in saying what the hell, what are you guys doing? What the hell's going on? Right right, oh yeah, calling in showing some concerns or something yeah, make us feel wanted. You know, don't just dismiss us hey.
Lano:So the newest thing is I got some concrete poured over my porch and it looks bitchin' Okay. Finally. I'm actually going to be able to sit in my porch and yell at kids to stay off my dirt.
Rick:I can actually do that. Do you already have the piece of furniture you're going to put there, or are you going to buy?
Lano:something. No, I got to buy something. I just got that old rocking chair that I've had for over 10 years.
Rick:Are you going to buy a nice rocker?
Lano:Yeah because I have two nice chairs there, a table, and then I started thinking. I started looking at that because I told you guys about my house being that damn video, right, Uh-huh? And then so I started breaking down. I'm like man, you know what? I should just paint the house, because it's going to be a while before I can stucco it, so I might as well paint over the blue.
Mig:You were going to stucco it.
Lano:Yeah, I thought you were going to leave it like that. I never said that.
Mig:No.
Lano:No, I like the way it looks. It's very little stuck on the bottom and wood on top, but the only wood that I got to replace is the side, so I think I'm going to break down and just repair that whole side. That way it looks clean.
Lano:And then paint the whole house, because who knows where I'm going to be able to do that. But then like doing, like seeing the homie Oscar do the concrete, I started thinking like man, I go, these guys like they get a pump and they pump the concrete. I started, I started thinking like man, I go, these guys like they get a pump and they pump the concrete. And it was just him and like two other guys that were doing it and I started thinking like man, when we were, when we're helping my dad do the damn driveway, like how the hell did we do that dude?
Mig:not even no mixer dude why do you think it took us like three months or the whole summer?
Lano:yeah, a whole day that driveway. It wasn't in, not even like a drill mixer, like I don't know it was all by hand.
Mig:It's all by hand. You get your pile of rock, you get your pile of sand. He's shoveling one. Yeah, I shovel the other. We make one pile of mixed sand and rock and it's not and it's not like now that the concrete's already mixed. Yeah, it's mixing and then, and then you pour the concrete over it and you mix again.
Lano:Yeah.
Mig:And then you make like a little center. Right, right and then you start mixing it.
Rick:It's like when you're making pancakes, dude, I was going to say tortillas, yeah. Yeah, like mixing the batter, nah, dude, this is shit Mixing that whole?
Mig:yeah, because we had to mix the rock and the sand and everything together, we had to toss, toss everything together and then pour the cement over it and then mix it again, yeah and then pour the water in and get that back and forth and we did the whole damn driveway that way the whole driveway dude, the whole driveway, the whole backyard.
Rick:And how many years ago was that we?
Mig:were kids man. We were kids dude.
Rick:No, but it still looks good today, or it's all cracked up or going. Nah, it's still good.
Lano:I mean I would give credit to the way the material was back then.
Mig:For avatars that we were man. I mean we put down the rebar and everything too. I mean there's cracks.
Lano:There's some spots. But for it to be in the condition it is for us, I think we did a pretty damn good job.
Mig:Yeah, except for leveling, because there is a lot of parts where it pulls up and it puddles. Yeah, except for getting a smooth level and where the grades of the water will run. I think we did a damn good job.
Rick:So you guys used two by fours to level it out.
Mig:Yes, old school ass, mexican back breaking. The back came out really good.
Lano:Cement laying dude, with the exception of the damn the diamonds that my dad did. He had to. Yeah, he put a, a diamond design in the middle of the concrete. And then he put bricks in the middle, so we had it. He just had them a little bit too low.
Mig:They needed to be more flush. They sunk down, yeah.
Rick:Oh, and then the puddles on that brick. Yeah, those spots.
Lano:But the whole back.
Rick:Now, did they do? I seen sometimes On YouTube like Like, like a vibrator To get bubbles out and stuff. Did they do All? That stuff, no, no man, we didn't use that shit. No, no, no. At your new house, at the house, oh, no, no, no, they'll do that.
Lano:They'll do that like if they're pouring walls concrete walls. Oh, like you know, they got to vibrate it in Uh-huh. Yeah, it's only like on walls that they'll dump that vibrator in.
Rick:No, I mean it looks good. Or footings. I like the details A lot of times footings.
Lano:You know footings that are really deep. Oh yeah, they want the concrete to settle Right, they'll put it in there, and but if it's like a slab, they won't do that on a slab, I'm telling you.
Mig:But that's the thing. I look back At our childhood man, the way it was and the work that we put in as kids.
Rick:Yeah.
Lano:You know, it's like it gave us the work, not your 20s. No, we're kids Under 15.
Mig:Yeah, no, yeah, way under 15. No, we're way.
Lano:We're talking like still in elementary school.
Mig:Yeah, we're in elementary and it's like the work ethic that we have right now, dude, it's like that's why, right now, dude, it's like it's not even like within the family or anything, it's everywhere. I look like like 20 somethings right now that I talk to and everything. They're always tired, they're always sleepy, you know, they're always tired.
Lano:They're always sleepy.
Mig:You know they're complaining that they didn't sleep enough, or whatever. I'm like why, dude, what'd you do? Oh well, we went out last night and stayed out late and I didn't get enough sleep. I'm like how old are you? I'm 23.
Lano:And you're tired. I didn't get enough sleep. I slept like nine hours.
Mig:I'm like are you kidding me, dude? Right, it's like you know, when I was your age, I was going out every night. Every night, I was partying at a club, staying out till like four in the morning, sleeping about two or three hours Going to work, then getting up to go to work or go to school.
Rick:Yeah.
Mig:And not missing a beat dude, and you're going to tell me you're tired.
Lano:it's like I don't, man, just like this these new, these generations do they're so soft, so soft. Um, you know what I see it? I, I I say it's like the like in baseball, the pitchers yeah, you know, pitchers used to go full games oh, yeah, yeah, once they started like pitch counts, pitch counts, and yeah pitch counts. And then they have.
Mig:Kids started blowing out their elbows at 13. They started having the kids just do their three, four innings.
Rick:So that's how they're bringing them up. It's like a long game for them, right.
Lano:Yeah, because they'll just do a five, six inning. That's already a game.
Rick:And then they get a mid relief and then you get your closer. So it's no more like Bulldog Hershiser or Norman Mid relief does three innings and then you got that one that comes in for the right hand or whatever.
Mig:Yeah, I mean that's all the analytics dude.
Lano:That's the way it is man, I mean you can't really fault them. Man, I mean yeah, but Think about it.
Rick:They're saving yeah but I mean but think about it. They're saying like they're saving careers, but like Nolan Ryan went to like his 40s, yeah, doing that Throwing heat.
Lano:And he was still throwing heat.
Mig:I mean. But that's the thing is, because we were bred different, he conditioned we're a different breed, that's it Like maybe his arm, the strength, I mean working every nine. It's like their arm strength. I don't know.
Lano:I'm telling you, that's why you got to go live in the mountains.
Mig:Yeah, it's like there's a saying and I've seen it on Instagram a few times and I know I'm going to butcher it and I've even heard it on the radio. Different people quote this quote. It says hard times make strong men.
Rick:Mm-hmm.
Mig:And strong men make. Oh, it's like the kids come out strong also, but then those strong kids make life easier for their kids. So then those kids turn out soft and they can't handle hard times. And it's like a cycle, you know, and it's like, really, when you look at it, it's like look at our generations, it's like the baby boomers you know, everybody that came out of the World War II.
Rick:Yeah.
Mig:And before that Depression era, it's like how hard was it to survive back then, Like all that. I mean, that's exactly what it is, and then you get us and then it's like us and then, like, the millennials are still like kind of like borderline. You know it's like because with us and it's funny.
Lano:No, I think millennials are.
Mig:They're right after us. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're kind of borderline. They're borderline, but they're good workers.
Lano:It's just that it was just like the first time seeing it. So, we were calling them soft. Oh you millennial whatever. No, they're.
Mig:No, right now it's all what they call these Gen Zs and Gen Alphas.
Lano:They're far from Alpha.
Mig:They're all Betas, man. But yeah, you know, it's funny because I just saw today on Instagram someone put up. It's like yeah, I grew up in BC Before computers, before cell phones and before all those other C, before computers before cell phones and before all those other C Before CDs, before computers before cell phones before. There was one more C Before crypto, no Before computers. Why don't I save this stuff, dude, I'm so stupid.
Rick:I know you always say you're gonna take some notes yeah.
Lano:Computer cells and what?
Mig:Computer, cell phones. Car no, it wouldn't be cars Computer I don't know, I'll probably find it again and maybe I'll put it up on the Moments past On Instagram.
Lano:Yeah, I know.
Mig:But I mean, but that's what I'm saying. You know, it's like we're the ones that brought all this convenience in and everything, and it's like right now these kids are growing up not knowing how to do anything because everything is being done for them. You know, it's like what we see as conveniences these kids are taking for granted and they're not going to know how to do nothing, right.
Mig:You know it's like what would a kid do if you stick him in a room with a dial old rotary phone and tell him the only way he can get out is if he calls his mom and you gotta remember that number and yeah, you have to have the memory.
Rick:You have to have the memory, the number, memorized, memorize the number so this says on google it says bc um before cell phones and then 80s after data or after data no, no, no, that's it before cell phones. Before cell phones before mobile they said, before communications, before cell phones, computers I don't know.
Lano:So I don't know, but I'm fucking, I'm pissed because my dryer went out and I can't find one, and I drove all the way to Ontario to find one today, just to find out that the stupid liquidation appliance it was giving false advertisement.
Mig:And damn I do have it here. What is it? Okay, I'm sold. I remember BC Before cell phones, before computers, before cable Cable. Oh, cable Damn cables yeah, cable is still old school man.
Lano:I mean it's cables.
Mig:No, but what about the days when all we had was Channel 2, Channel 4, and Channel 7? That's it.
Lano:Man, we were buying that little filter to screw up in the damn telephone.
Mig:No, but before that, you know, because it wasn't until like the mid-80s that cable really started becoming big and everybody finally started getting it.
Lano:Yeah.
Mig:It's like, but when we were growing up to that point.
Lano:I remember watching TV on that old TV where you had to turn it on like and then you had to turn the knob like Yep.
Rick:And then you had to turn it with the pliers there was two.
Lano:No, we didn't have pliers, but there was two knobs, I guess the bottom one was a tuner, like a fine tuner, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you fine tune it.
Rick:Yeah, but wasn't it UHF? And then something else.
Mig:VHF.
Lano:UHF.
Mig:UHF was all the channels, all the Spanish channels would be on.
Rick:Almost like AM and PM. I mean not AM and PM, FM and AM.
Mig:Yeah. But it was like VHF was definitely the stronger signal.
Rick:Yeah.
Lano:Yeah, that's where everything was on right and that was in that big cabinet.
Rick:So I remember we had a Like cable was just like one channel. Like remember we had a like cable was just like one channel. Like we had like it wasn't HBO, it was called like On, like OAN. Then it became like it merged with some other company, select. It was like On Select, but it was just like some box that had like kind of like it was just HBO, but it wasn't HBO at the time. Like it was like pre-cable, I mean like it was back in the time when we had Atari, but it was like A premium channel that we like that would show like yeah, cause cable Like officially paying for cable.
Mig:We didn't get it until oh yeah.
Rick:I started college, I was using some of that Grat money to.
Mig:I was using some of that Grat money to pay for it. That was a pain in the ass.
Lano:Remember we were always Trying to to get fights yeah, dude that's, and then the fight wouldn't come in. Or when we get damn wrestling stuff, yeah, it wouldn't come in. And then forget about calling Adelphia. Adelphia was one of the cable companies that they kept was one of the, but it got really bad when they turned to Spectrum.
Mig:Yeah, that's when it got really bad and that's when I got.
Lano:But I remember I was always calling Adelphia and what the hell, man Like, the thing's not going down. I guess everyone was calling at the same time. You know the event's already starting.
Mig:Especially, you had a fight night and everyone's over at the house and you're like ah, I always dreaded that dude because I didn't know if it was going to show up or not, man, and hated that.
Rick:Oh, so it was called Select TV, select TV, select TV and it was a 1978 cable service.
Mig:Oh yeah, I remember that logo. Like we had it. I remember that logo.
Rick:Before it was like on TV and then it was like Select.
Mig:But yeah, this is old school. Yeah, but I remember going all through high school and everything and always having everybody talk about it. It was like hey did you see your MTV raps this time I wanted to see Hitbanger's ball.
Rick:I'm like no, I don't have cable and then when you guys were talking about the fights, like you would have to call it in right.
Rick:Yeah, and then after like towards the end, like you could like order it with your remote or something like that. Remember, yeah, you'd have. Yeah, you don't have to call it in Like, oh, like this and that. No one. I mean, Well, you guys Didn't pay for the fights, but no one throws like Pay-per-view parties, no more. Huh, like to, everybody gets together Watch a fight At someone's house or anything else.
Lano:Um, it's cause there's nothing More to watch. I've gotten um. Wow, what was that? I mean my cousin Christy.
Mig:she's always inviting us over because of their big UFC fans, yeah it's UFC fights that people get together Because we've gotten over to. But as far as boxing, boxing, nothing. So.
Lano:Canelo, we saw, oh, we were seeing it at Vanessa's, but that was Everyone was there because of her sister's birthday, so we watched that.
Rick:It wasn't the main event your sister's birthday was, so we watched that it wasn't the main event. Your sister's birthday was the main event, or your girlfriend's sister.
Lano:Yeah, they just happened to put it on. Yeah, that's what it was. Yeah, but yeah, I remember that, those dreaded calls to damn Adolfo and trying to get that damn thing started. I mean it's crazy now, man. I mean I remember HBO being such a big deal. I mean I remember HBO being such a big deal Getting in like, oh man, finally get to see Damn movies.
Rick:And now honestly, after Discovery, about HBO. Hbo is kind of like Wack Shows. I mean it doesn't have like Before, it used to have like these shows must watch.
Lano:I mean right now, waiting for that House of Dragons. I know that shit the House of Dragons is taking forever, dude.
Rick:You seen the trailers? It came out. The trailers came out for the new season.
Lano:That thing is bullshit. That thing comes out in two years, until the next season.
Rick:It's like that's how they get you.
Mig:I think it's coming out soon, in June. You know what? I'd rather have that than have to suffer through four shit seasons until before you get to actually see a freaking dragon.
Lano:Oh right, Hate that damn show.
Mig:So, June 16th. I hate that it occupies so much of my life for so little reward.
Rick:June 16th is season two.
Lano:June 16th of 2024?.
Rick:This year, like in three weeks, whatever four weeks. House of Dragons season two House of Dragons season two Sunday, june 16th. Hbo and Max, which is the same right. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it says on HBO Max, are you sure? Same right? Yeah, yeah, I mean right here. It says A on each one of them.
Lano:Are you sure it says 24?, 2024.
Mig:Yeah, I'm looking at it right now.
Rick:Yeah, they've been running the trailers the trailers For the commercials. We've been watching it.
Lano:I'm ready for it. So, I'm ready for it.
Rick:Hey, that could be something we talk about.
Lano:The House of Dragons. Yeah, have you guys seen it? You haven't seen it. I haven't seen the first one. No, dude, you got to watch the first season.
Rick:It's 10 episodes you have time. It's badass.
Lano:And I gave you the credentials. It's badass. I gave you the stuff. House of Dragons is badass. It's kind of crazy because I was kind of piecing it together, the families and all that stuff. There's some damn characters I fucking hate in Game of Thrones, oh yeah.
Mig:Oh man, oh yeah, that they do a great job of.
Lano:I don't know if it's good.
Mig:They do a great job of making hateable characters.
Lano:It's not good for my pressure man.
Rick:But the thing about House of Dragons we kind of know how it's going to end already because they've talked about it in Game of Thrones. They've told these stories before, but they've told them and now we're watching them, so we know how, because they have people on YouTube showing the Game of Thrones when the guys are talking about it, and then this is when it's happening in the House of Dragons. So I think we should add that talk about it for 10 minutes.
Lano:Oh yeah, we are, we could give it a weekly update, Weekly update and then our opinions.
Rick:We watch on Sunday recording.
Mig:I'll binge that first season.
Lano:We'll give spoiler alerts and everything. Just mess it up for everybody. Yeah, I mean yeah, the We'll give spoiler alerts and everything.
Rick:Just mess it up for everybody, yeah. I mean yeah, I mean the show would air the Thursday after the Sunday, so I mean they have time to watch it, unless they're just like you know Spoiler alert, so come up with a soundbite. Or something for a spoiler alert.
Mig:Or like a rotten fart or some shit.
Lano:The beginning of the YouTube video. It's got to be better. Dude that thing's low budget.
Rick:Well, you guys helped me out. I'm the only one doing it. Help me out with the beginning. I thought I gave you a great idea. Dude, rick was on board. I have to film it and do everything. You're the producer man. You guys helped me out. Film some stuff. I know Ricky has cameras and stuff. You're the one man. You guys help me out Film some stuff.
Mig:I know Ricky has cameras, you're the one making the big bucks.
Rick:I have other ideas To add to it, but I just haven't had time.
Lano:To work on it. Alright, I'm gonna. I'm gonna when I get an idea, and then Cause I do wanna.
Rick:Incorporate your idea when you show the streets.
Mig:You're the asshole. With the Trophy case right there and awards, I Incorporate your idea. Where you show the streets, you're the asshole with the trophy case right there and awards.
Rick:I want to incorporate what you guys said where you said show scenes down the street. You know what would be cool.
Lano:You know what would be cool, like the street scenes. And then you do the intro music of Ghetto Bird Boom, ba-dum boom.
Mig:Can we do that or?
Lano:we get dinged, we get dinged you have to pay for that. Just the beginning, not the whole song.
Rick:No, all the audio I use is free. I mean, especially now that we're on YouTube, they'll ding us for all that stuff.
Lano:So you gotta come up with the, you gotta produce a beat then.
Rick:We gotta make our own beat. We gotta do all this stuff. Get on it, dre. But I do have some ideas Just to add to it, because I made that really quick. Well, how many shirts do we got?
Lano:to sell, to pay fucking Cube for that. Beat A lot, a lot of shirts. You know the people out there, the audience listening.
Mig:we need your help. We need this thing to blow up so we can get in touch with Ice Cube, so we could borrow just a snippet of his Ghetto Bird just for our intro, so we could put the video strictly on, like a paywall, like Patreon. Tell your friends to watch it, let it blow up, let it get attention, and if anybody out there knows anybody in the rap community, feel free to pass it on to them.
Rick:You guys have a lot of nephews and stuff. They don't know how to do beats and stuff. No one's into that.
Lano:They never mess with it Making music or making beats or nothing.
Mig:The musical ones live out in the 909. Isn't?
Lano:that? What's that Trudy? Or something we could ask? Something to make your own beats?
Rick:Who's that or what is that?
Lano:It's like an app or something. I think it's Trudy, truly, truly.
Mig:Isn't that a?
Lano:drink.
Rick:That's what.
Mig:I was going to say Is it.
Rick:That is a drink, yeah.
Mig:Like a white claw yeah like a white claw.
Rick:Oh yeah, the truly.
Lano:No, but watch. It's something with a T. Look it up, lano, do your job Truly Beats, or something. It's something like that True beats. True. Is that what it is?
Rick:I don't know. A lot of stuff Is like you have to like Well, youtube, like you have to get permission and like Make your own beats, is that? But is that what it? Is True Beats?
Lano:I don't know.
Rick:I mean this popped up, but Driven music all day. This is some guy, true yeah.
Mig:Do you mean Truly Beats, truly Be this popped up but Driven music all day.
Lano:This is some guy, true.
Mig:Yeah.
Lano:Do you mean Truly Beats?
Rick:Truly Beats. Yeah, click, truly Beats. This is like a YouTube channel, truly Limited, yeah, I mean, I don't know, I have to look up all this stuff, whatever.
Lano:But, slowly.
Mig:I mean this is episode 102.
Rick:Yeah well, mean, this is Episode 102. Yeah well, this is our third recording. It's gonna take time. We're gonna build up, we'll get the lighting, we'll get the intro the positioning the lighting. We'll get the intro. Right now we're trying a new light setup With the old lights and we might have to upgrade the lights. And then I'm gonna work on the beginning, the beginning of the videos.
Mig:We're still amateurs, people, and we still got the training wheels on and join us and watch us grow and watch us change. Yeah, man, be there with us when we take the training wheels off. That way you can say you were there from the beginning.
Lano:I was talking to.
Mig:Gene, a true drifter.
Lano:He asked me if I've gone on another like have I gone back to a rant? Because remember the first episodes? Oh yeah, I was like always on a rant and then I would be like, oh man, this dude's always just complaining about everything. I think that's what I started feeling like.
Mig:Yeah.
Lano:I mean there's a lot of shit that bothers me.
Mig:You're not the only one dude, dude, and it's just like. It's just like how we kind of got away from talking about food. You know, it's like I I kind of purposely stopped talking about it because I don't want it to be like just a food show. Yeah, you know.
Lano:And that's what kind of started and I guess, like I guess I can keep going with this. With the stupid iphone, this stupid damn thing is like I don't even know why they put the stupid little like when you're searching, when you want to look something up online, they put the bar on the bottom so you're always looking there for the top to punch in the search the website they hide it way.
Mig:At the bottom it's always got to be hidden the keyboard's oh yeah, the search, the search, yeah, the website.
Lano:They hide it way at the bottom. It's always got to be hidden. The keyboard's on the bottom. Shit's always hidden in the damn iPhone. It's annoying, dude. It's annoying, you can't. And then when you go on your keypad on your phone I think I've already said this you can't hit the first letters, letters of the name, and then the name pops up. Yeah, it doesn't do that. You got to go into your contacts, look for the person, hit the damn button.
Rick:Wow, that's whack, because I don't know, I guess I have a setup different. I don't know the names pop up, but you just have to do it, um, like frequently, like you'll start learning and you start searching um, why, when you start putting the first letters of the person's name, what are you doing again?
Lano:When you push the keypad on, well, what are you texting or what are you calling, or what are you doing? Do you know the numbers that have the letters on there? Uh-huh, Say, I want to call Marcos. Uh-huh, I started hitting M-A-R and it's just the numbers that are being dialed. His name doesn't pop up.
Rick:Well, it't pop up. Well, it should. It should pop up, it doesn't I think you're lying dude.
Lano:Let me see you on your phone.
Mig:No, it's not lying, just that there's like seven more other steps that you need to do, so it gets it's all set up right, you gotta set it up this just doesn't come. Yeah, no, um crap, but it's a very convenient phone, so you're on the phone.
Rick:It is so user-friendly, the phone app, and you're typing a name, or what are you doing again? What phone app, dude See?
Mig:idiot. You need a phone app. No, you said you're going to call somebody over what?
Lano:are you doing? You get on the damn on the keypad to call someone. You know the cell phone that you actually use for like a phone call, not just an app. Or you know, oh yeah, the phone, the phone, yeah, you're gonna call someone. You bring up the keypad. The keypad has damn letters on each number, three sets of letters on each number. When you want to call someone, for example, like like marcos you, you start hitting m a, r, and, and then usually the numbers start popping up and his numbers don't pop up. I always gotta go into my contacts, look the name up and hit the name and then he starts calling him. Right, or am I wrong?
Rick:I always just have to recall somebody.
Lano:Yeah, because you're a lazy ass.
Rick:I never use the keypad to type in someone's name.
Mig:Yeah, this should be Gen Z. Look at it so let's just say Okay. No, I get you, I get you.
Lano:Hit the button, hit the. What I would do Okay, turn on. Look at it. Turn on the phone. Turn on the phone, boom pops up. Keypad, keypad comes up. What I would do Okay, turn on the phone. Turn on the phone, boom pops up. Keypad, keypad comes up. M-a-r Marcos pops up, boom Go.
Lano:It starts ringing and then you got to okay so you turn on the phone, then you go hey Siri, call Marcos Getting that number. It's like I'm already like Calling him on my Android, cause I already brought up the keypad, I already hit the first Maybe two letters and I'm already calling him when? No, I gotta say hey Siri, hey Siri.
Rick:But you don't need to say hey, no more. Now you need to say her name.
Lano:And then she'll call oh, that saved like a damn. Well, you know what Tenth of a second I don't need to say, hey, no more.
Mig:Now you just say her name and then she'll call oh, that saved like a damn tenth of a second I don't trust that bitch.
Lano:Yeah yeah. She's working for, like the mafia. Every time you go put in a direction in that damn map thing, she guides you through some sketchy areas, dude. She'll take you through a dark alley. Dude. She's working for someone shady dude, you know the Clintons.
Rick:Yeah, you guys seen that movie Her no, but I heard about it. I think it came out like I want to say now, like 10 years ago.
Mig:It's with what's his name? Joaquin.
Rick:Phoenix.
Mig:Yeah.
Lano:Where he was in love with the AI shit. Yeah, like Siri, oh, okay. So, like he's got a good looking photo there. Man Look at those eyes.
Rick:So around this time of year, all the tech companies come out with like their new stuff.
Lano:That's a good looking dude right there.
Rick:Last week, me and Meg were watching, like, the Google announcement and it's all the AI stuff. Remember what we're watching a little bit? Oh, yeah, all the new stuff. So Microsoft came out with their new stuff and then Apple comes out with their new stuff in June. So everything this year is AI, ai and the way the Google AI is. It's almost like her now. That's what they're comparing it to Her. Yeah, where people, people, you can just have conversations like with, like with the robot, back and forth, and people are saying that, like, like. I read this article that people are not going to like psychiatrists or not.
Lano:They're like, they're talking to their phones and and this thing's like ridiculous it's like calming them down and like talking to them like why are you upset from talking to sir?
Rick:Siri. But now it's smarter, it answers and sounds more natural. So it's telling people oh, why are you upset, calm down, or did you think about it this way, or different stuff? And I haven't used the stuff like that yet, but it's just crazy. This movie is 2013, and now it's like we're at that moment almost.
Lano:All this crap that they do, that they invent and all this you know bullshit. Why hasn't anyone invented a time machine?
Mig:to go back.
Lano:They can't do that. I don't know. I just want to go back, dude.
Rick:So they're saying that like now. It's like it's really affecting the schools because it's writing kids homework and stuff right, yeah, who was it?
Lano:Wasn't it you? Was it you that was saying Chat GPT?
Mig:or EPT, or TTP, I don't know Whatever the hell that shit's called.
Lano:Weren't you the one that was saying that the teachers got a? Who was it? Who was it the teachers I think professors were saying that there's like a software that they're going to use to detect yeah they're going to run it through to see if it's going to be AI.
Rick:I don't understand how they do that.
Lano:Okay, so check this out. This is what I wanted to bring up too, Okay, Do you guys know, like you know, when you got to check the box, um, like when it says are you a robot For?
Rick:bots and all that stuff, like for tickets, like why, why do you?
Lano:click on that. Why do you click on that box, like? I mean, a robot can just go and click it, but why do you think they do that?
Mig:I don't know. What is it? What is that called?
Rick:It's like for scalpers buying all the tickets and stuff.
Lano:That's why they make you click Click on the street sign or click on the car, but a robot can just click it.
Mig:That's why I always thought it was so stupid. Right, I'm like it's like okay, so is a robot not to be able to see this?
Lano:What is it called? What is that thing called, that whole system, captcha or no? Yeah, yeah, it's ReCaptcha, recaptcha, something like ReCaptcha, I think. Hold on.
Rick:I think it's just Captcha. No watch out.
Lano:ReCaptcha. Yeah, ReCaptcha. Telling humans and computers apart, okay, so you know why well so um, this, this, it was on a youtube short. This chick said it. So when a robot's gonna click it, if, if a robot's gonna click it, the mouse uh-huh will go like from the bottom, will go straight straight to the box and click it. Now, what like no errors? Yeah, just straight.
Rick:And click it, like no errors.
Lano:Yeah, just straight and click it. Now, what they're looking for is not actually just to click it. They want to see, because if a person's getting it, a person will get the mouse and kind of move the mouse around and then find the box and then click it, whereas a robot will just go straight to it and bam.
Lano:And that's what they're looking for the movement of the mouse and then click. So that's how you know it's a human. So I was like, oh okay, so like because I said the same thing Like stupid, like how come a robot can't do this? But it's like, that's what it's a linear movement from a robot Bam, but they're looking for the movement.
Mig:So there's going to be patterns like that in the writings of papers that they're going to be able to recognize and pick up on. You know like certain wordage or lines of words and the way they're arranged and stuff. They're probably going to be able to know that. It kind of triggers like, hey, you know, this is AI-generated. That was, yeah, you know, this is AI generated.
Lano:That was. Yeah, I mean it should.
Rick:Well, you know the website I use to host our podcast site. They have this AI feature that I use all the time, and that's the thing that's right in there.
Lano:No, we're going to be a free AI. No AI using. I don't even think you're producing or editing dude. No, we're going to be a free AI. No AI using. I'm the. I don't even think you're producing or editing dude, you're just letting the AI do it Well. The AI is writing, and then you're taking credit, saying that you don't have time, that you're doing this. But what are you guys doing? Ai is doing all your job.
Rick:The AI is writing the show description and then it's transcribing it for like yeah, I see that.
Lano:And it's doing like the show titles and all that stuff. I'm questioning on what you're actually doing now.
Rick:I'm doing all the other stuff, the editing, the audio Dude. If you want to take some turns on some role, I can give you some work to do if you want. I'm just saying dude.
Lano:You're all hard up on this damn AI crap.
Rick:So you're probably using all kinds of stuff, especially on the, and that's the thing he's saying, that he's taking a week to edit the videos.
Lano:Probably AI is doing it in damn 10 minutes.
Rick:There is AI that will do it fast, but I don't have that software. I mean you have to buy it. But the software that does it I don't use that editing software Because I use the Apple editing software, which is Final Cut Pro. Maybe after June their updates they might have something.
Rick:But then we'll get the shows out earlier and all that stuff Right here. It's just a one man team that I gotta. I gotta do it all. But oh shit, I gotta figure out what we're gonna eat, where we're gonna go, how we're gonna eat.
Lano:I sent you guys that that uh, mariachi Bakery.
Rick:Oh yeah, how was? Let's talk about that, that place was good, that thing was good.
Lano:I told Marcos was there today and he told me have that damn.
Mig:A chile relleno torta.
Lano:A chile relleno breakfast torta.
Mig:That thing was good, so I had like egg.
Lano:So good man.
Mig:This is how I got it.
Lano:Cheesy, cheesy All over the foil, and I was just Licking it Like.
Rick:Biting it off the damn foil, and I knew you were excited Cause I got it like Five times the photo I don't know why I did that it was like five times.
Lano:So it was a chile relleno torta, breakfast torta. They had like a chipotle chicken one too. I think they only had like four of them, but that one was like all right, I got to try that one, and it was damn bomb man, it was delicious. And then the drink. I was going to try that one, and it was damn bomb man, it was delicious. And then the, the drink. I was going to try the cafe de olla, but I got that the champurrado latte, hot, yeah, that was good too. So it's, it's a cool like modern um bakery my nature bakery it's.
Lano:It's pretty nice inside. They have pan dulce there, but it's also like uh, kind of like a tierra mia. They may have some drinks that they make. Do they have just regular champurrado, or it's also like uh, kind of like a tierra mia they may have some drinks that they make do they have just regular champorado, or it's only?
Mig:oh, you know what I?
Lano:didn't check, it's a bastardized version of it. No, I didn't check, I didn't see. I, I don't think so. There's probably more like the other coffee but how?
Mig:how was it champorado latte, because I would kind of messes it up. No, it was good.
Lano:I mean, I didn't think it had that much of a champorado flavor, but the drink itself was good, I would imagine it wouldn't, because It'd be hard to transfer that taste to a latte.
Mig:Yeah, it's pretty labor, so I mean. It's like, especially If they just put like a Powdered mix in it, just to give it like the yeah, the Mexican chocolate flavor.
Lano:But they had like their whole machine, like their machines, that they do their drinks yeah. But I don't know the drink was good.
Mig:Yeah, I probably. Well, I don't know, maybe out of curiosity I'll try it, but I wouldn't expect it to be.
Lano:I'm going to go back, I'm going to take Vanessa. I'm going to try that damn. I want to try their cafe the way. I see how good it is.
Rick:Oh, actually I'm looking at the YouTube stats. We have actually seven subscribers. We actually have subscribers 32 views.
Lano:I think one of those is chewy. I forced them to.
Rick:Well, I subscribed just to see what's going on.
Mig:Well, if I got some money, better be subscribed to it. Okay, I'm going to subscribe to you.
Lano:Pump up those numbers.
Rick:Yeah.
Mig:Oh, you know what I might have subscribed to it?
Rick:Once we get big.
Lano:The answer is brought it up on the page. I just hit subscribe. I mean we can If we want to catch the wave we can start talking about um like P Diddy and getting you saw that, that apology video. Oh, wait, wait.
Rick:You're talking about the food video, and then we were talking about rants, so uh.
Mig:Rants, rants, oh, rants With an N, so Rants, rants yeah.
Rick:This week, um, it was me and the kids by myself, because my wife went to a bachelorette party so we had stocked up the fridge so I'm, like you know, doing good, like you know, cooking and eating out of the house, but then I go Sunday. It was the last day. So my wife, they left Friday and came back Sunday. So this is me and the two girls by myself For three days and I thought they were going to be worried, like at night not be able to sleep without their mom. But I mean, everybody did fine. Like I told them, like mom's coming back sunday, and then they didn't bug me. Until sunday they started saying where's mama? And I was like, oh, she's on her way, she's coming home, she's coming home. So sunday I'm gonna treat myself. I'm gonna wake up early because I'm with the kids. I can't even shower. I even do this. I'm going to wake up early before they wake up. Shower, get ready, I'm going to order some. You should do a wipey shower, dude, I'm going to order a Tommy.
Lano:You can't get a couple wipes and wipe yourself down.
Mig:So what you're trying to tell me is that all weekend long you smelled like nalga I smelled like no really. With the little girls I have to always be watching them.
Rick:So, uh, I was like I'm gonna order. I was like I'm gonna order some food, like something good, so like I'm gonna order um tommy breakfast burritos, yeah. So, um, I ordered, I ordered tommy breakfast burrito, um cheese fries for for ellie, and then I was like, oh, I'll just order like a cup of chili just to have like a munch on in case I get hungry. So, breakfast burrito, cup of chili, cheese fries 41 bucks.
Lano:Cup of chili Cheese fries. Yeah, and two burritos. One burrito, one burrito Chili Cheese fries and a cup of chili 41 bucks Grubhub Wow, the burrito's like 15.
Rick:The fries were like another 12. And then I don Wow, the burrito's like 15. The fries were like another 12.
Mig:And then I don't know what the cup of two is, the burrito's 15?
Rick:Oh yeah, Like the cup for delivery.
Mig:Oh well, yeah Wow man.
Rick:So I was like who cares? That's why I said I'm going to treat myself Damn.
Rick:Yeah, so I ordered it at 7 815. It comes at 815. I told Allie, I was like watch your sister, I'm going to go get the food up front. And she's like okay. So then I go get the food. It's in the little brown cardboard box. Open it up, I see the cup of chili. And then I see another box, you know, like a hot dog box, like a box. Yeah. So I figure, the bur fries and the cup of chili. No burrito, the guy ate it, dude. So then I was like Ali, wait, right here, I'm going to go back, I'm going to go look in the Porsche, see if I missed a box or nothing, nothing there. And I was like so pissed.
Rick:So then I texted the delivery driver. I was like the burrito's missing. He never responded. So then I I text Grubhub Order incomplete and they're like what's missing Burrito, and they're like burrito missing. We'll refund you $15 in 3 days.
Mig:So then I came back.
Rick:After looking on the porch the second time, allie's already eating the french fries, so she's eating the french fries. So then I just back after looking on the porch the second time, allie's already eating the french fries, so she's eating the french fries.
Mig:So then I just ate a cup of chili.
Rick:So I just ate a cup of chili and I was all pissed off. I didn't want to reorder. You should have asked him. You should have asked him, so what?
Lano:I'm supposed to wait three days before I can eat.
Rick:Because when I'm walking back I see Allie looking out the window and she has like a french fry in her mouth. And I'm like oh she's already eating the french fries.
Mig:As long as the kids were happy and fed, that's all that matters. Yeah, that's what I was just like I was pissed.
Rick:I was like I'll get my refund, but it's like refund in three days. But I was like your mouth was watering. It just it ruined it, ruined my, my treat for myself, oh man my treat. And now, like I was, like I don't care, I'm paying 41 bucks, I'll get my burrito, and I had to get my burrito, so I was mad. Yeah, I told that to my wife and she's like, okay, I'll get you a burrito, but, um, I still haven't gotten it yet you gotta take those losses in life.
Mig:So that's that's my, my rant I was gonna say my, my heart hurts man every time I drive by.
Rick:arts still collapsed, dude, it's just still the same way, man it might not recover. I don't know. I don't know, man it might not it better.
Mig:I just look at the thing all collapsed and everything. I'm like man. I don't think I'm ever going to have another Art's Breakfast Burrito again. I don't think it's ever going to happen like months of sales or whatever.
Lano:Like you know what I mean. Like income down this sucks.
Rick:They should have like a little portable damn grill outside in the parking lot, something I know huh terrible, because I mean, their kitchen was not even that big, it's just a little terrible like two flat tops I got a little half rent, all right, is it, your stupid soap?
Mig:Yeah.
Rick:Oh, whatever.
Mig:Let's talk about it. We haven't reviewed the soap yet. Dude, it lasted like four showers and it broke. Yeah, so that's what it's like it makes no sense.
Rick:Yeah, I've used it twice, but I noticed it was getting real small, real fast.
Mig:No, not small. It just got weak and it broke.
Lano:Yeah, it's like what do I do with this now? Like how stupid is that dude.
Rick:So the sore soap review. I wouldn't get it again. I mean, that's what we're trying to review and we're going to be honest. At first it took a while to lather up right.
Lano:The only part that I liked was when you hold it and the curve was working great when I was doing the back of my knees.
Rick:Yeah, and down my calf, the back of your knees, no, no.
Mig:If you're telling me I was doing it with too much pressure, then I don't know what to say, dude, because I'm not going to do a light little scrape, because that's like defeating the purpose.
Lano:As soon as the first time using it, I already felt like dude. What if the handle breaks? Then what, no?
Mig:I actually thought it was going to hold its structure and stay rigid like that.
Rick:It took a while to lather up and I'm like I got to destroy it.
Mig:I didn't care about the lathering dude. All I cared was that it glided smooth on the shoulder and everything.
Rick:That's all that mattered.
Mig:I'm like cool, this is good. And then the second time, you know, yeah, it worked good again. Third time I started noticing that everything started bending. I'm like, oh shit, it's like so I gotta back off. You know, I can't do it as as hard as I was doing it.
Rick:And the fourth time it just completely snapped in half and then, um, like towards the end of the shower, I noticed it felt like Really sticky. Like I felt like it was like Getting in my knuckles, like the grooves or something In my knuckles. I was really sticky and so I've used it twice and I'm like this thing's not, this thing's not gonna last More than like four showers, because it started getting Like real small. And then, like, when you order it, there's like four bars and then they give you a pouch and I was like what's the pouch for? The pouch is like when it breaks you're supposed to put it in there and still use it Like a pouch. That's like a scraper Not a scraper, but like an exfoliator or whatever Like a loofah.
Rick:Yeah, like a loofah, like a pouch, so I was like it's going to break and put it in there.
Mig:First of all, you said Like 20 bucks each, right.
Rick:I double check. Yeah, Because I bought like a four pack.
Mig:Yeah, well, for as expensive as they are, hell no Well even a four pack.
Lano:Five bucks a bar. That's whack.
Mig:Yeah. I mean who cares if.
Lano:I like the damn medic, the medicine damn smooth, that shit's whack.
Rick:And you know, like it wasn't that strong as it was.
Mig:You were using it to clean your whole body.
Rick:I did. I mean, I was like I'm using it. I might as well use it Like I was using it to clean my body.
Lano:I tried doing my neck and my shoulders here, but it's just like it's too awkward, can't reach, can't get the pressure I started doing my legs. Then once I got like because, how I always say that my legs are always sore from all the running, like the soreness has never gone away. So once I started massaging the back of my knees down to my calves, like, oh man, that feels good.
Rick:But then, like you said, it was just like four showers and that's it On my shoulders and my forearms. It felt great yeah.
Lano:It felt really good. Yeah, it's like almost they got Not even that stupid little handle Like this is a smooth oh, oh, like not a wolf, yeah it feels just like a solid bar.
Mig:Because, if you Like, maybe just with the contour where you can grab it and Because, if you're constantly going, it's going to waste with the curve yeah.
Rick:Yeah, I think it was a good idea, but that stupid little handle.
Lano:It didn't work, that stupid little handle.
Rick:They should have known that I have a soundbite, so I think it's the food review soundbite the Soar Soap Drifted On Royal review.
Mig:It didn't live up to its potential.
Lano:Fuera. It didn't live up to its potential.
Rick:Straight in the toilet, yep, and I got a Mierda. I think I got another bar left.
Mig:I mean I haven't used it yet you said you saw it on Shark Tank.
Rick:Shark Tank, they all do it.
Mig:They bought it.
Rick:They bought it. Yeah, they bought into it. I mean, someone invested in it. Yeah, Get your money out. I'm trying to see. If no, thank you. I want to see how much. It is. Exactly Good idea, poor execution. I want to see. Yeah, so a two-pack which is a starter pack. I think I bought two starter packs because we got the little thing $23. And see, they have this pro bundle, they have this little bag, but I was like I didn't need all this other stuff.
Lano:$56 for this pro bundle.
Mig:They have this little bag and stuff, but I was like I didn't need all this stuff 56 bucks For this pro bundle, but I bought Six packs dude or six bars this little bag, two bars this plastic one.
Rick:But I ordered two of these two packs, so we each had one.
Mig:So what's that plastic thing? This, no, the, this one, yeah, or is that? That's a bar also?
Rick:No, that's plastic, that's a straight up plastic. But you have to buy this super pack or whatever it's. Just let me see, it's just a plastic scraper Like 34 bucks. That's what you need right there man, but I didn't, I mean, I didn't order that pack.
Mig:So you use that in conjunction with the thing and it lasts you forever, then you can probably use it to wash your whole body.
Rick:Sleeper Ultra.
Mig:I don't even think this is for the shower.
Rick:I think this is anywhere.
Lano:You got to use it with the.
Rick:We're using the little thing.
Mig:What little. Thing.
Rick:The shoulder holder. You use this rookie no remember you're like what is this? And it's like, oh, it's to hold the bar. No, I didn't use it. Let's see, I had it up there and then, um, the next time I went to shower, the thing was on the floor so it didn't even stick, and I was like what? Those stupid suction cups never work, man so this is supposed to like hold the bar up to make it supposedly like last longer yeah, you know what?
Mig:that's true dude, because I bought. I bought one of those um like the bar was too heavy those mats for the dogs when, when you give them a bath, that way you can leave them in there they're licking like peanut butter off of it. Or whatever you put on it yeah that way they let you give them a bath easy. I bought some of those with suction cups. It didn't stick at all due to the damn shower wall.
Rick:This thing I had and then it fell from the floor. I was like this ain't.
Mig:I was like I have the hardest time to give the damn dog a bath.
Rick:He hates it so. So we don't recommend.
Lano:No.
Rick:They got Mark Cuban. It says part of Mark Cuban company. So Mark Cuban invested in it yeah stupid Mark Cuban. So yeah, I don't get it, but it had Idiot. It had a good Instruction video, but that was it. What about?
Lano:those reviews, man. Well, it's gonna be the website, so it's gonna show Nothing but good reviews.
Rick:Yeah, probably AI or something.
Lano:Yeah, ai.
Rick:So Trying out products. That one didn't work, I hope the one. Once we get big, I hope they start sending us products.
Lano:The one product oh yeah, that'd be cool the one product that I wanted to use. This guy probably Won't be able to use. Who me? I wanted to get some Some Viking beard oil and beard Beard butter. I've been wondering about that stuff. You've been, you've been wanting you, but you can't use it. I don't know viking yeah, it's like a beard oil right there oh yeah, I've seen this stuff okay, I haven't.
Mig:I've been noticing like my skin underneath my beard gets all dry and everything it gets like itchy.
Rick:But does it make it look like Oily or greasy or sparkly?
Lano:Like a prim, keeps everything soft and Hair's together.
Mig:Instead of looking like it's going all wild and crazy. Yeah, what annoys me Is like I keep a nice, nice trim.
Lano:It starts on the side, starts like kind of getting away.
Rick:Oh, so this keeps like the frays out and all that stuff. Yeah, yeah.
Mig:Has that little palm brush to do like the sides, if you're, I mean because, as it is, I bought brushes like beard brushes, and those things helped a lot. It's like sell something.
Lano:Like's like selling shit, right, beer brushes would be for the side of here.
Rick:If you got something long, it'd be better for a wide comb. A wide comb, for that we could try this.
Lano:Someone get it. I have it locked and loaded on Amazon.
Mig:What's this weed business? Do you got a mouse in your pocket, or what?
Lano:You can't use it, dude, what are you going to use it on? I got a little bit. Maybe it'll help you grow it.
Mig:Maybe they have something out there that'll help you grow more, you know what helps, they always told me as a kid we're on YouTube, now what is it? Rub chicken shit on it.
Rick:Yeah, told me as a kid, we're on YouTube, now what?
Mig:is it Rub chicken shit on there?
Lano:Yeah, rub some chicken poopy.
Rick:So I mean, I always see this. So the oil is to keep it fresh, Poopies, poopies, and then the brush is just to keep it like so it's not all over frayed or the wax and all that stuff.
Mig:Yeah, okay, it's just like brushing your hair food. Just keep it neat and tight all right.
Rick:So, um, down down the road, um, we're trying out shaving stuff now. You guys only use razors I use razors. I use a safety razor yeah, use a safety razor or no, or a machine.
Lano:No, I only use a machine. And maybe if there's like a party or something like going to the den, I'll shave.
Mig:Yeah, if there's going to be something like a wedding or a quinceanera or something that we're coming out in, then I'll shave, get out the razor.
Lano:But I just normally just use the machine. Just get it like trimmed up?
Rick:No, because I use these safety razors and I feel like they're a lot better than those other, like Gillette razors or whatever.
Lano:I don't need to start breaking out with that nasty damn raising rash, or?
Rick:whatever guys.
Lano:Razor bumps or razor burn. I don't think it'll happen if I did shave like that, but like I'm kind of like well, this I mean, if you guys get that.
Rick:This could be an expensive one if you get into this stuff, all this little well no, I would just.
Mig:I would just invest in an oil or some kind of condition you're just you're not, it's very little you're putting on.
Rick:Yeah, I mean depending on your beard Products down the road. It's a trip.
Mig:Yeah, I'm going to do it Last week I went to go cut my hair because my shoulder's been hurting. Usually I cut it myself at home, but since my shoulder's been hurting I haven't been able to get the flex or the angles to reach back there.
Rick:So I finally went to go cut my hair, even though I haven't been able to get the flex or the angles to reach back there.
Mig:So I finally went to go cut my hair. Even though I didn't want to cut it, I knew I was going to come out to over more than $20. So I went because either way I needed a shave and everything. So I'm like, okay, I'll just get a shave also, I'll make the dude work for me. So I get there and the guy tells me he's like well, what do you want? I told him no, just take it all off. I told him one or zero or whatever keeps it short. This dude, he pretty much gave me a clean shave.
Lano:He brought the razor blade. No, not the razor blade.
Mig:He brought a little electric razor I didn't even know Like an electric shaver, and did my whole head because by the time I got home I'm like damn dude, my head's all shiny Like what the hell? They've never done it like that this shit looks weird.
Lano:You got to start getting your lotion and your damn bald oil.
Mig:I was like dude, I feel weird man. I was like I look like someone else. I feel weird man, I was like you look like someone else. Yeah, yeah, but. Then I thought about it, I'm like this is going to last long.
Lano:Yeah, we got that beard oil coming, let me try that Did what'd you?
Rick:you're going to keep going back, or no, just because you couldn't do it? No, just because I couldn't do it, because my shoulder's working real bad.
Mig:Where'd you go? Right there, near my shop Someplace off of Tyler in Omani. It was good. You recommend it. You liked it. Well, I mean.
Rick:What did they charge you?
Mig:Not much to it $25?
Rick:They do the like heat or $20.
Mig:Like or 20. Like a hot towel or something, or no on your head, or no, no, 25, no, which is that's what I was wanting. You know, I wanted the hot towel and but I was a young kid, you know. So I don't think he Kind of like knew about that. Oh, really. Usually the older guys. They probably don't do it. Hook it up, no, but I've done it like that before there.
Lano:Oh you've done it.
Mig:There's actually, there's actually this Older Asian cat. That was cutting my hair All the time there Before.
Rick:Yeah.
Mig:And he would do it.
Lano:But Gotta be stretching them shoulders. Save yourself 25 bucks yeah.
Rick:I started our clock late, so we're like Five minutes behind on the clock, but um I still I. You know, I just remembered um I forgot to watch that movie johnny dangerously you watch it? Yeah, I watched it you watched it.
Lano:Maybe you watched it last week yeah, you watched it, rick no, no, I forgot, so we're gonna still do that, ready for hopefully send out a reminder.
Rick:You saw it on Amazon, or will you have that Fire stick?
Mig:thing. No, I watched it on the fire stick.
Rick:Someone should have it for free. Anything else On Rappler. You know that alien Video in Vegas that's. You think that's bogus?
Lano:Was it that one that the kid saw?
Rick:Yeah.
Lano:And then the cops came and questioned it. Or the cops saw yeah, and then the cops came and questioned it. Or the cops saw something, yeah, well, that was that video we were watching earlier?
Rick:They said it.
Lano:Oh, it was that one. That was it, yeah.
Rick:That was it where it's a predator? I don't know.
Lano:That thing's bullshit.
Mig:dude, I'm with Rick dude. It just pisses me off that every time you see these evidence videos, dude, it's so hard to make shit out and they need to like, circle exactly or point out exactly what you're looking at.
Lano:Where's your iPhone to catch them, the Alien or Bigfoot In crisp yeah Video? Where's your iPhone then? Nowhere to be found.
Rick:Those guys all had an Android, so Shit.
Mig:So next week, hopefully, I'll get episode 101 on.
Rick:By the time this show airs and the videos look like they're going to be about a week behind, and then, if I have time, maybe I'll get this one out. I mean, the goal is to get it out before the next one airs, but if it's ready I'm going to pop it out early. Next one airs, but, like, if it's ready, I'm going to like, pop it out early, just put it on Whenever it pops up.
Mig:Yeah, whenever it pops up All right, I guess hit those subscribe and those alert buttons.
Rick:We don't need premieres because it asks me like you can set up so like it premieres, like on a certain day, and then like it's like a countdown. But I just put it, pop it out. It's up to the individual.
Mig:It's up to our awesome audience. You know. Subscribe, you hit your alert button and whenever a new one comes up, you get alerted. Boom, you can watch it.
Lano:You know, it's there. That premiere shit kind of pisses me off on YouTube. Man, like some of these reactors, like they'll say, oh, this video's premiering in whatever date and time. Yeah, it's like dude, just don't even say it, just put it out when it's ready.
Rick:Yeah, because then don't give me that little stupid, suspenseful little oh hit the damn bell and now you know when it's fucking coming on live when I was reading some reviews they said like they get a spike and then it just drops off like where, if you just put it, pop it out, then you get like a bigger, like people just watch it and like and it grows.
Lano:Yeah, because people Don't want to wait them.
Rick:Oh, and two days from now At noon, yeah, Like if you put it out Like it grows, like numbers go up, but if you do that premiere, like it starts off high and then the that's what I'm saying.
Mig:Don't announce when you're going to get it, but at least have your alerts on that way you know when it came out.
Rick:Yeah, and then if you're watching YouTube, you'll see it pop up. You'll see it pop up. So that's the goal and, working on the studio, switching up the lighting. I think we need more lighting. And the video quality should get better with better lighting.
Mig:We'll see how this one is Drop some comments on the YouTube videos. Suggestions tell us. Hit us up on the.
Lano:Instagram. That first video looked really low budget. Oh, I haven't seen the second one though.
Rick:Yeah, we're starting low budget.
Lano:I haven't seen the second one. This one might be a little bit better. We're starting, yeah.
Rick:We put the lights brighter.
Mig:We're like remember when the Simpsons first came out. Yeah, how crappy and crude those drawings looked. And how they look now. That's what we're going to try to get to. Same thing with South Park.
Rick:Yeah.
Mig:South Park looked terrible their first couple seasons, not looking where they're at Like a square.
Rick:You know, like the old videos were like squares or the old cartoons, so Like a square. You know, like the old videos are like squares or the old cartoons. Oh yeah, and we love those things, so that'd be good. All right, people Grow with us on YouTube, that's right.
Mig:Blow us up, make us go viral. I want to be a YouTube star. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? Keep drifting yo, peace.
